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I hope everyone who doesn’t vote for Biden gets drafted next year.
I hope everyone who doesn’t vote for Biden gets drafted next year.
We will probably be underwater in 2030.
I think that I should become a captain in a supertanker…
Is it because the population dropped by half a million people?
Or write financial advice books.
“There are already several flags for that.”
Yes. And in fact, a couple of those flags plagiarize ancient Hindu symbols… See if you can find which (hint: it’s not the lotus…)
But only if you have purple eyes
“- Setting the clock and a timer to record something on your VCR”
You just awakened a sad memory from 30 years ago… I wanted to record a movie I saw in the TV programme magazine but it started after midnight and I should have used the next day’s date :-(
“Just use the keyboard!”
This is some Black Mirror shit right here.
But what about asexual people?
“We do not talk about it!”
This also happened in an episode of The Outer Limits (spoilers: https://theouterlimits.fandom.com/wiki/The_Light_Brigade)
John Cleese said it best:
Aren’t centrist voters mainly going to vote for Biden? Aren’t leftist voters the ones threatening not to vote Biden because he is too far too the right from their perspective?
Then Trump, as your President, will.
Ah, there it is.