Oh nice

Can’t he just do it? Look at the camera and tell them “STOP IT YOU WEIRDOS”

Just no. Don’t mess with perfection

It’s a great priority. A poor kid deserves to not worry about bills and just enjoy Disney.

Was he watching mad Max Fury road? Maybe he thought the scene with immortan Joe’s aquifer was documentary footage of California.

They ate all the cold chicken and pickles!

“I don’t know who to believe, they’re exact doubles!”

-undecided voters

10 pounds of heavy duty makeup since you were 12 years old also ages you

I’ve worked at a palliative care/care home and I know the smell of Trump exactly.

“y’all got any more bridges?”

Seeing as how these rappers are essentially a brand/corporation into themselves? Couldn’t you take down someone like Diddy with a RICO case?

Also known as Dr. Jinx

There are 30 year old Linkin park fans? I figured they were all 40 at minimum

You take off the gun and put it on top of the toilet tank while you take a shit and forget, it happens

I’m a man, I’m not a rapist. In fact I’m the survivor of childhood sexual abuse. It’s absurdly offensive to me to be called the thing I hate most, an rapist. And I hate that I’m fair game at being called that, simply because I was born the “bad gender”.

The thing is I like being a man, I’m proud to be a man, I’m happy with my life. but even saying that makes people look at you weird. I have no idea why.

See it’s funny how it’s always men who take criticism for being immature and never ever women. My ex was ridiculously stunted. She was a capricious, gas lighting brat. The ratio of immature men to women out there is pretty even, yet it’s a running joke that men are the immature ones. My ex couldn’t even cook herself lunch, hold a job, and expected me to just hand her money like I’m her dad. Plenty of women out there like that too, just as many as there are man boys out there who think their wives are their mom. But it’s only ever a thing to go after the men on this issue

This is my favorite photo of Trump and Loomer. He’s decrepit, yet fat as fuck somehow.

Melanie is likely doing what she truly loves. Shopping in Manhattan and spending time with Hans the yoga instructor, while Trump is far far away

Purposely creating confusion

What does it go up to? I currently play on 1080p anyways