Now we just need to find a sad Bart Simpson impersonator to read this.
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Now we just need to find a sad Bart Simpson impersonator to read this.
We’ve long sense passed the bar of how much computer power is needed for gameplay, and graphics improvements are deep in the realm of diminishing returns. The only way for AAA games to outdo each other now is by ever-expanding scope and budget. A slightly more powerful console doesn’t help them achieve that, and releasing on everything at once can help them recoup costs from those monster budgets.
wow I haven’t seen that damn bear in so long
it’s dangerous to go alone
Imagine gravity is fractal… because light is just a wave, and gravity is just a wave… So imagine there’s a big piece of glass that splits up gravity like a prism, so that there’s, like, blue gravity and yellow gravity. And then somebody gets hit by the red gravity, and it makes them super heavy, so they have super strength, but, like, they’re also really slow. And another guy gets hit by microwave gravity. So he’s trying to zap everybody, and just when he’s about to zap the main guy, we see a lady come out, and she turns out to be Ultraviolet Girl, and she has Super-Speed, so she beats him. And it, like, also gave her giant cans. —Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow.
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I don’t get it, if your books are too hard you should just tear the covers off.
You can get a zero by manually un voting yourself.
but the opacity decreases as you go down the chart
Was Ohio not enough?
edit: shoutout to the one cutie who remembered the joke this was a riff on
It’s way too late. Even pitted against the absurdity of the parties dismantling their entire campaign infrastructure and rebuilding it every four years, it still takes more than four months to set things up.
That’s not how evolution works!
Also more importantly, do Japanese Snow Monkeys always look like that, or is it because they’ve spent too long in a hot spring? I have never seen one outside of a hot spring.
Score one for nominative determinism.
If this wasn’t obviously a grift I’d be horrified.
Call me a centrist, but I think both trans people and the state of Israel should be allowed to use any bathrooms they want, and neither should be allowed to commit genocide.
The color revolutions one is hilarious though.
This is a massive blow to the bribe laundering industry.
Biden isn’t to the left of Trump, he’s continued all of Trump’s policies.
None of Biden, his cabinet, or the Democratic Party leadership care about any of the things on this checklist. The difference is that, in a completely unrelated sphere of media coverage and political pundits, far from the handles of power, there are people who cheer for good causes and the democrats, and there are people who cheer for fascism and the republicans. That can feel like a substantive difference if you get caught up in it, but it pops like a soap bubble if you look at what people passing laws actually do.
Voting third party increases the chances that a third party will be taken seriously enough to get a significant vote next election. It’s a shitty consolation prize. We have a shitty system.
Don’t touch the grass that way.