A what?

Ia! Nyar-Cr’anethotep! The dark mother of a thousand girders!

You simply need a BIGGER crane to build the Big Crane.

I think it’s more efficient if people get a few hundred dollar boost every week to spend when and wherever they please, rather then stand in line and receive whatever obtuse handout the government has decided they deserve.

Popcorn tastes so much better when you overcook it in the break room microwave at work.

In the interim- fruit flies fruit flies fruit flies…

I’ve given up on keeping fresh fruit around.

Seems like she’d be more of a super inbred and aggressive dog type.

Relax. Don’t do it, when you wanna suck it to it:

Hold on to your hat, they are going to reboot all of your favorite classic films… And Chris Pratt will star in ALL OF THEM…

As far away from the moths as possible. Too chaotic and irrational for me.

The excuse I’ve heard is that they want visibility because everyone else has tall ass jacked up trucks they need to be jacked up too.

With that mentality, we should fit all of our toddlers and preteens with stilts and hivis vests so these poor truck owners will see them over the massive hood.

Agreed, wasn’t it a ‘work truck’ heavy vehicle tax break after the fuel crisis in the 70s that created these monstrosities?

(Please correct me if I’m wrong, I’m late for work.)

Doh!

I don’t recall the trade name, but my uncle had a service that utilized Laserdiscs to remove poo.

It was a huge upgrade from his Beta Max.

Everyone that’s in the dark should look up Italo-Disco Playlist and thank me later.

Hi-Vis Boobies would be a great Riot Girl band name.

As someone who spent the majority of the '10s with a similar rig as you described, make sure you work nights and have an SO that tolerates whatever nonsense you are blathering about when she gets home.

Not nearly as vintage, but I had Omega Virus, the 90s board game where the players wandered around a space station collecting key cards and weapons to shut down a renegade AI. The seeking point was a plastic box in the middle that kind of acted like a DM.

Never once could I get a friend to sit still long enough to finish a game.

You can also drizzle olive oil and za’attar on top of anything and basic bitches like me will think it’s fancy.

Go to an international grocery store and buy a jar of anything you have trouble pronouncing.

Luxury! We’d get a handful of hot gravel before being forced to play two rounds of strict Catan, and we’d like it!