Rip Trevor

When someone asks for something, always tune your radio to station WIIFM. (What’s in it for me?)

More kids should idolize Homelander.

Sent this to my boss with a request for a raise. I’ll let yall know how it works out.

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Big tech is just trading the same $100b between each other to generate infinite shareholder value.

I wish younger generations would take over trailer parks.

In 10 years, your child will end up only being able to afford a laptop battery. Off brand, not even a Dell. Scott’s Tots 2

Tbh, it would be kind of nice if sensors weren’t put in easily damaged areas of cars. They’re part of why bumpers and tailgates are so much more expensive. I wonder if cars could have all the safety features using a couple little LIDAR and camera packages instead of chips on every piece of plastic.

Adult is just being 18+ years old. What you may be looking for is how to mature as an adult. That’s done by trying, failing, and learning over and over again. You’ll always have some fear of new things, but you eventually learn how to bounce back from failure to reduce the fear. As you get older, you’ll lose the support of family because they die. As that happens, you’ll learn to fend for yourself. You will not mature if your are doing the same old stuff because it’s comfortable.

Nanny state.

Do they even own the publishing rights to the originals to even cut them off? It sounds to me like they’re just making game modes that mimic the gameplay.

Edit: googled it and omg they do.

Demand the school install a urinal in the ladies room.

Enter Roger Stone

Too bad he can’t do anything about it to help the workers. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_v._Ford_Motor_Co.

Beat me to it! Good gif

Sounds like we’re all to blame. Maybe we really should consider boycotting Amazon and Walmart to stop people from relying on exploitative corporations for daily life. Talk to neighbors and coworkers to share excess commodities with each other. Maybe you might meet a soap-maker, a gardener, a hunter or beekeeper. You might be handy or a problem solver to help someone else out.

For real. It’s not like the processing power is done through the headphones. If they can act like a microphone and speaker, that’s all you should need.

We can make it work. “it was Agafa All Along”

Not a loophole, it’s how the system is built. Publicly owned for-profit companies legally cannot perform actions that can be perceived as hurting their profits, such as raising wages or lowering prices to benefit workers/customers. Shareholder primacy. Executives are employed by the shareholders & owe workers nothing other than what the government mandates.