One of my favorite moments on The Orville was when they showed Bortus the value of his daughter’s mutation by showing him Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

In the game Balder’s Gate: Dark Alliance after you beat the game on hard mode, you can play as Drizzt who wields the eponymous weapon Icingdeath, which imparts the ability Otiluke’s Icy Sphere, which is a suck-ass ability to try to use to kill the white dragon.

Rick and Morty, Prodigy, Lower Decks, all the Star Wars stuff.

My psycho ex-wife would dip 'Nilla Wafers in that shit.

How the hell have I not seen this before? Reggie Watts is the man!

“Keto friendly”. There’s a guy on YouTube who shows the effects of different foods on his blood sugar, and one brand of supposedly “keto” tortillas had almost the same effect as white bread.

I assumed this person was being sarcastic, but I realize you can’t take anything for granted these days.

Like when Blonde Skeletor told Vivek Ramaswamy to his face she wouldn’t vote for him due to his ethnicity.

Rent, goddammit. I could afford to live if I didn’t have this monkey gorilla on my back.

Yeah, fuck that. I tear out tags, or cut them off. Some t-shirts actually come tag-less or put the tag at the bottom.

The older I get (I’m 54) I find the less tolerance I have for bullshit.

I can hear Burgess Merideth’s gravelly voice: “Eye of the tiger Rock, eye of the tiger!”

(bomp… bomp, bomp, bomp… bomp, bomp, boooommmp)

Cue the Clerks Death Star II argument.

I had to do a double take because I thought this was an Onion article.

Time by Pink Floyd plays in the background.

I like “trunt”, a portmanteau of Trump and cunt, but with a lower case “t” to represent his small dick that he’s so fucking insecure about. Lemmy gold for you, brother ({G})!

Kintsugi is the Japanese method of repairing broken vases with gold painted glue.

I love a good Clerks reference, here’s some Lemmy Silver {S}.

Man that’s fucking dark. I love it!

It reminds me of when Caitlyn Jenner ran for governor of California in 2021 as a republitard. How clueless can you fucking be?

“It’s one big club, and you ain’t in it.” - G. Carlin

I’m 54, I wish I was 30 again. Happy birthday. My cousin’s, birthday is today, he’s 48.