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SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Cake day: July 21st, 2026
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The audacity!
19·1 day agoI wonder if it was a drag queen? Peaks inside Not a drag queen
8·3 days ago“The tacos come pre-enshittified” rolls for deception
Superman gets more based by the day
1·6 days agoI haven’t checked my bookmarks in a while. Guess I’ll be falling into that abyss today.
I’m gonna shove a pineapple up my cousin’s nose!
35·9 days agoDon’t you love how not only is everything so expensive, but they’re also all worse quality 😁
1·10 days agoGotta get a little French in this joint, don’t we? MERDE!
(I may have misunderstood what you meant. If so, my apologies.)
Na. That happens in the bedroom
23·9 days agoEdit: why do folks hate innocent questions?
13·10 days agoThis is very uplifting news! 😄
Oh, uh, wow. I did not know that.
I mean, that’s how I eat chips. Just vore the whole bag. Doesn’t everyone?
Green bananas are better in smoothies imo. Just my preference though. Can’t speak for others.
Wtf did my stoner ass just see, and where can I consume more of it?
I feel like this would be one of those “I’m Spartacus” moments
Amen 🙌