Made a comment that pissed of my wife FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
Made a comment that pissed of my wife FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!
We are so deeply gerrymandered, it’s maddening
What’s up, my cisgenda?
Works every time until it doesn’t
That would be a great prank food to take to a pot luck
22 pages of caps locked? Oof
This man clearly has a neck. Fail
Have they figured out what to name the pigeon mascot?
Finally. Was starting to think my wife’s strap-on was never going to be delivered
Woah. Easy, fella
No, no. The Raccoon Liberation Front of Tokyo is the one true cause!
OP, were you a creeper secretly living in my house?!
Gonna need weekly pregnancy check-ins
Turning my life around 360 would mean my alcoholism is out of control again.
That’s how I read that
The average person has slightly more than one skeleton inside of them
They want facial recognition so they know whom to add to their list of enemies
Yes. Sometimes I click the ads of companies I hate so they have to spend more money not selling me something.
It probably means I will see more of their ads, but I usually opt out of personalized ads so maybe not so much?