His kidneys did all that work to filter out the trash in his blood, meanwhile this bozo puts it back in

Yes, if it’s one of those benzo/alcohol/barbituate style withdrawals (no need to disclose) you can die from it without medical intervention. Fortunately the protocol isn’t so bad, it’s just disruptive to sleep on top of withdrawing.

“Hey aliens, welcome to earth, bathroom is the last door on the left, last one out hit the lights, I appreciate you zapping my shitty manager but I still kind of have to go to work, people depend on me. Uh, there’s wine in the cupboard if you want any.”

Daddy, I’m a Mets fan

Are they landing specifically in front of me? Or like, they landed somewhere?

Cause, honestly, I’d probably have to go to work still lol

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Bon débarras!

This is no shit why people got so mad about covid masking requirements, I swear to god.

They gave up or were forced to give up any democratic will over domestic distribution and production or foreign affairs over the last half of the 20th century, but hey in exchange you’ll get TV with 500 channels and 20 brands of peanut butter and a new restaurant opening every other week. And then it all started going away during covid (except TV I guess just exploded into streaming content), and people didn’t get their democracy back and that impotent rage they felt was about the ignominy of wearing a mask and watching all the diners close down for good

Oh, that’s a good tool

They rent out prison labour in a wide array of industries. Yes, literally rent out.

Even with them putting their thumbs on the scale, they still estimate they’re top 5 prison nations in the world and put themselves in the company of Bad Countries (according yo the CIA and intelligence blob anyway)

Is it burnout or does it seem like chores are insurmountable but possibly easier if someone else breaks them down to smaller tasks? Also could be both

He used a bidet, just another way he could foresee the future

It’s your call! It sounds like you’re okay right now and don’t need emergency medical attention. Go to ER if anything I mentioned earlier happens (vomiting blood, throat tightening so much it’s restricting your airway, bloody stool etc). Your family doctor is a good person to see tomorrow and get you checked over before deciding if you need ER or not. Probably all you’ll get is a course of prophylactic antibiotics (GPs love their abx lol), some painkillers and maybe some fancy fiber to eat/drink. The GP might get you a req for an xray just to make sure, or they might decide to wait. Some medical professionals are going to tell you to go to ER regardless just so they can cover their proverbial asses, but from what you’ve described you’re okay!

If you want something lower key than the medicine on your own, add some honey to your tea! Honey is great! And some bulky fiber.

The bleeding has progressed from foamy pink to frank blood, which is concerning - was the lozange you took red in colouring? It sounds like it’s only a scant amount instead of a lot, maybe even just food dye. The stomach pain/nausea can be from ingested blood or whatever you swallowed earlier bothering your stomach now, or just some anxiety. If you vomit blood or it looks like coffee grounds, head to ER sooner. Head to ER if you feel like it’s hard to breath (you won’t be wondering about if its tight enough, you’ll feel ready to go). Same if you pass bloody stool or black tarry stool, but your plan was to head to ER tomorrow morning anyway so it’s unlikely to pass before then.

Some kind of injury to your throat is going to feel like something is stuck there. You could’ve had something sharp cut you a bit or just rough up your throat lining and had bleeding. Usually the lining of the throat is pretty good at not getting cut, lots of mucous, it’s soft and pliable, etc but maybe you just had something too hard. There are conditions that can make your throat more susceptible to bleeding like esophageal varices but chances are all that happened is your an otherwise healthy person who ate something to sharp or too big and it caused some trauma to your throat.

I’d say drink liquids, eat some fibrous stuff if you can manage (or drink it like metamucil) so you can get whatever is in you out the other side. Don’t smoke (it’s just gonna bug your throat injury). No harm in getting an xray at an ER or urgent care, you could’ve swallowed something metal or harsh or too large and maybe they’ll decide they need to go retrieve it. There’s stuff they can do for your throat if it’s bleeding and won’t stop, it’s weird looking and feeling - basically a big balloon lol. But they probably won’t do anything but maybe get you to eat some bulky fibrous food and maybe take a laxative later (maybe).

I’d like to read or watch one of those stories, just once, so I can decide if I actually like it. Cause it’s a cheap way of showing how a character has grown, they started off wanting revenge and now they’ve transcended that and see how far they’ve gone on their arc? I liked the bit in Princess Bride so maybe it’d be good in general

He’s absolutely right but I’m surprised he was able to sit through the movie considering they never show lady gagas feet

Are dragons’ lungs or intestines in their tails or something what’s this twink auscultating

It also hobbles you and makes you write a novel

I have one in my scrub tops! I keep my little notebook and pens and stop watch in it

FEAR 1 was fun. FEAR 2 was fun.

FEAR 3 was a lil too wacky and had a goofy coop thing going on. I didn’t like it.