Pay your roommate

Tape the meme onto the poster

My outdoor bike doesn’t have snow tires

If other people don’t know about it I can just turn invisible after they catch me and they’ll assume they were having a stroke

Guess America’s diner isn’t always open huh

The thing about gold is they are always mining more of it, not great for long term value

Back then they didn’t have balatro

Serving size: one tic tac

Sugar per serving: rounds to 0

When two people are both trying to give bad news nicely they end up sounding similar.

Is there a piefed app

NFL referees

The broncos defense had enough chances to get the game winning stop

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If it’s good enough for the umbrella academy it’s good enough for me

My username was based on the expanse

Magnetic sand hour glass

The cost is so high because companies require degrees for jobs that don’t need them.

This is why futurama and starship troopers both have mixed showers

It’s like in the skeleton key, it doesn’t work if you don’t believe

If it were up to me we would be having take and bake pizza, if other people want something else other people can cook it.