Confused and hard? Been there.

Behold, my surprised face 😐

Smell my feetment

Give me something good to eatment

I’ll honestly be shocked if they actually do anything about it, and that saddens me.

Nigerian princes need my help.

I’ve never been able to make non-slimy oat milk. I’ll give this a recipe a try.

Oat milk followed by homemade cashew milk. I found coconut milk and almond milk both to be too watery tasting.

Edit: Here is my recipe for nut/seed milk. This works for cashews, sunflower seeds, hemp seeds, and pepitas. I haven’t tried it with other nuts or seeds.

• 1/3c nuts or seeds
• 4c water
• Sweetener of choice (I just use 2 Splenda packets but I’ve also used agave and pitted dates)
• 1/8tsp salt
• 1/8tsp xanthan gum (can be ommitted but it helps the texture IMHO)
• 1/2tsp vanilla (optional)

Blend seeds or nuts with water, salt, and sweetener in a high speed blender. Strain through a nut milk bag. Add xanthan gum and re-blend. Stays good for a week or more.

I really love this.

Unfortunately, I don’t know anyone who likes black licorice.

I love candy corn. There, I said it.

I see that you know your judo well.

Right? “BuT tHeYre nOt ReAdy”

If you had Parkinson’s you could diddle so fast.

Imagine getting home and realizing that you forgot the milk.

Recently, my car. I was driving around a 2006 and recently got a 2024. A backup camera is amazing. The collision detection, touch display, and Bluetooth are a nice bonus also.

I hope dungeons aren’t like stores. Because I’d get home from a perilous adventure and realize I forgot 3 things on my list.

Just skeeting directly into my sinus. Arborial bukkake directly into my eyes.

Two aliens from a super advanced civilization.