Okay, I like this lore.

If he’s the one fixing all the destruction wrought by Kool-Aid Man, isn’t he the good twin? Which would of course make Kool-Aid Man… the evil twin!

Good grief, she said that weeks ago! That little comment permanently damaged his ego on a profound level, didn’t it.

True, but that guy in particular looks ridiculously young. If I was just seeing his face I’d assume he was 11 or 12.

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Really hoping Nwaneri gets out on as a sub this weekend. I know Bolton is a cutie if divisions down, but he did very well against them. And every time he’s been called on to come off the bench against stronger teams he’s done well.

Also, anyone know how Lewis-Skelly is doing? He looked to be in some discomfort when he came off the other night.

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And yet almost all of them (I’m being generous here) will still obediently vote R in the election. Gotta support the team!

Finally an explanation for why candy corns are so disgusting.

Nwaneri and Lewis-Skelly both did great. Nwaneri showed fantastic timing and composure and real strength on the ball. That through ball by MLS for one of our goals was sick.

Sterling also showed great positional awareness and looked really hungry.

Unfortunate for Porter on their goal, but it’s an easy mistake for a young keeper to make (committing to a save too early in a one-on-one). He’ll learn from that I’m sure.

“ThEy’rE bOtH tHe SaMe!!1!”

Nwaneri brace, Sterling’s first goal for us, Rice gets a goal, and… Kai Havertz scores again!

Can you imagine being a 16 year old lad playing for the Arsenal senior team with the likes of Saka, Rice, Jorginho, Jesus, Sterling? Porter must be pinching himself every minute right now.

Certain ‘liberals’ on Lemmy be like:

Oh he’s screwed. She’s going to sentence him to be hung hanged, drawn, and quartered for trying to kill her lord and savior.