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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • These boners… I mean, I’d love to meet the dude who came back to the KKK HQ Doublewide and was like:

    “Okay boss, I done gave out all them memership papers. We’ll have new recruits in no time. Yeet.”

    “Great, Randy, where did you take them? The gun shop, VFW hall, and golf course?”

    “Nope, I took ‘em to the churches.”

    “Which churches, Randy?”

    “The BLACK ones! Hahahahaha!”

    “Jesus fucking CHRIST, Randy! Do you know how much those things cost to print? I mean fuck, Randy…”