I love this because it reminds me of something my mother explained to me when I was young… Watching the Dustin Hoffman movie, Little Big Man… Natives would tag soldiers to show them that they could’ve killed them but didn’t, to prove they were the greater warrior. The implication was that the soldiers should back off but we all know how that worked out…

Well, how are the rhinos doing now?

This is peak Farside humor

I don’t lay down on a bed. Checkmate!

Build the Walz!

My anaconda don’t want none unless it’s got Paul Rudd, hun. 🐍

🔥 iPhone 4 design 🔥

Garlic 🧄

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You ever get a head scratch from someone with nice long fingernails? 🤤

There’s hope

So butch

Women are so much better than men and I love that so much but it’s just a fact of life that women are the best…

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Just add water!

Vote 🗳️

Oh My Gahd

I’m sorry Jon

It’s funny because cowboys wear cowboy boots and they don’t have laces

Reject modernity…

Reject modernity; return to the sea 🌊

Why do women wear makeup and perfume…

Because they’re ugly and they smell bad!

😜

P.S.

Men should wear makeup and perfume too btw 😉