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    • 03:40:45 Percival’s preparations to leave. He already knows his daughter Gwendolyn has spied on the conversation and gives instructions:
      • Inform Cassandra of their destination
      • Tell Vesper she’s in charge, if something goes wrong Gwen will secretly take command
      • Emergency kit
    • 03:42:00 Vex:“She behaves so much better for you.”
      Percy:“You have the twins, I have this one.”
    • 03:42:42 Percy’s mystery paper in his storage safe.
    • 03:44:20 Fan Art Moment Gwen jumping on the back of the charmed Grog yelling, “I’m robbing Lord de Rolo!”
    • 03:45:42 Percy did not enjoy the Bell’s Hells
    • 03:46:10 Keyleth:“Why do you have to speak in absolutions?” (meant absolutes)
    • 03:47:54 Keyleth plants some ceremonial flowers: nightshade, lillies, and snowdrops for courage.
    • 03:48:26 “The de Rolo Twins” Wolfe and Leona, and Vax’ildan II
    • 03:49:55 Vex:“You remember me telling you about Uncle Vax and everything that happened? We’re going to try to fix it.”
    • 03:51:01 Sam gets a warning glance from Ashley after sneezing.
    • 03:52:21 Percival: “Whitestone endures.”
    • 03:54:07 Scanlan calls his group the Silver Saddles. Dr Dranzel, Kent Plucker, Lionel Gayheart, Jameson the Painter, and Keg
    • 03:57:51 Cerkonos:“Now you have a horse penis, ha ha!”
    • 03:59:04 Vex:“You’re doing spice?”
      Scanlan:“Just on the road for shits and giggles sometimes. Hey, when you’re a gnome you have many midlife crises. This is like my third one. It’s great.”
    • 03:59:44 Taryon’s husband’s name is Lawrence… Tary and Larry.
    • 04:02:27 Sam grosses out his friends with dangly parts of his gorey face makeup
    • 04:03:16 Scanlan:“I was trying to find my spirit.”
    • 04:03:48 Travis yanks off the distracting dangling face gore and throws it at Marisha. Taliesin covers it with an Ashton figurine.
    • 04:06:16 Grog:“We’re back baby!”
    • 04:06:37 Laura:“Oh, Percy. He’s such a beutch.”
    • 04:07:10 Cerkonos has been "retaining his seed’ since age 28

  • ♪Episode Song References♪ ROUGH DRAFT (Beacon timestamps)

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    Highlights

    • 00:13:55 Laura already losing it from Robbie’s contouring makeup giving him an ‘extra pouty’ look
    • 00:18:03 Fearne:“This is when I get my best sleep is right in the morning. So leave. But you’re great.”
    • 00:19:35 Fan Art Moment Cat Waffles?! Are they shaped like cat faces or are the indentations like paw prints? I must know!
    • 00:29:28 Laura already trying to annoy Liam with her wings
    • 00:31:53 “Jester’s invading!”
    • 00:32:42 Rashida Jones
    • 00:33:48 Rashinna:“…We’re preparing a mass detonation. Hiding in the Villums. Look for Gaz.”
    • 00:39:47 Sam’s prosthetic face is too much for Laura, “I can’t stop looking at you!”
      Sam:“That’s a first.”
    • 00:40:05 Laura wings Liam again
    • 00:40:10 Liam:“Are all Reilorans ‘floaters’?”
      Taliesin is temporarily stunned
    • 00:41:27 Pâté is fine, he just went exploring.
    • 00:43:14 “He’s a one-time weasel.”
    • 00:44:57 Sam’s disturbing yawn face
    • 00:48:48 Laura’s dice senses tingle
    • 00:51:29 Ashton wins the roll and absorbs Dusk Hunger (Zathuda’s sword)
      Gains +2 Dex permanently. Once per short rest add 3d6 fire damage to a successful melee attack.
    • 00:53:21 Veth:“But you know, that’s the brass ring!”
      Travis reacts to his beloved Calamity party’s name.
    • 00:54:08 Veth:“I’m very happy, but this one regret will haunt me forever. You don’t know what that’s like.”
    • 00:55:50 Orym wins the roll to absorb Ishta, the Summit Blade
      Gains +2 Dex permanently. Gains +3 to hit rolls and damage rolls. Hitting a prone creature rolls additional d6 force dmg.
    • 01:01:20 Laudna still has samples of the strange moon lichen organism the All-Minds-Burn
    • 01:05:07 Jester:“We’re all from the moon now!”
    • 01:07:53 Zhesh:“The place is yours.”
    • 01:11:00 A storm is brewing
    • 01:12:05 The Dust Bin Delta, fine Ruidian BBQ
    • 01:14:55 As they figure out the marching order, Robbie dunks on Marisha
    • 01:19:07 Orym spies a sort of shrine in the distance with items on it from Exandria. There are even plants on translocated patches of soil.
    • 01:21:21 Sam shows Robbie what kissing his mask would look like
    • 01:22:55 Prepurred
    • 01:24:37 The octopus maneuver
    • 01:33:04 Planerider Ryn’s missing arm is profusely bleeding
    • 01:35:54 Travis:“I can’t see you, pal.”
    • 01:41:20 Full grown vidulch
    • 01:42:56 Marisha and horses have a fragile truce
    • 01:48:08 Watcher Amido is recognized and leads the group away from approaching security
    • 01:50:14 Laura’s angel wings fall
    • 01:52:21 Jester the Dire Mole
    • 01:55:01 Jester:“Do you want to learn the ways of destruction?”
      Braius:“I do.”
      Jester:“Then follow me.”
    • 01:55:18 The left side of Matt’s mouth rejects cosmetic adhesives
    • 01:55:38 Laura wings Liam some more
    • 01:58:52 Faint bursts or pulses of light in the distance
    • 02:01:55 Gaz is at the Ceramic Tower
    • 02:05:25 Dorian checking the backup plan for escape
    • 02:06:24 Sam:“Creed, Daft Punk, Elvis, Wayne Newton”
    • 02:07:37 Waspa nest?
    • 02:07:43 Marisha scratches an itch on her face
    • 02:14:14 Gaz is very recognizable
    • 02:15:29 Ashley:“Oh, you can’t read it?” (revenge is sweet)
      Sam:“Fuck! I’ve been Johnsoned!”
      Robbie:“Get Johnsoned!”
    • 02:15:49 Liam peels a chunk of his face makeup off, grossing out Matt
    • 02:16:03 Sam:(Scooby voice)“Ragged rugs?”
    • 02:17:12 We learn of Gaz Tomo’s psychic damage from Liliana Temult
    • 02:17:58 Gaz is not Veth’s type
    • 02:20:09 Gaz:“I’m not supposed to say.”
    • 02:22:11 Fearne’s gonna listen from the flaps. Three voices: Gaz Tomo,
    • 02:23:36 Gaz:“Not now. Like, Soon…”
      ?:“You’re doing very good, Gaz.”
    • 02:27:27 Gaz is stunned by the deliciousness of a cookie, “What miracle have you bestowed upon me?”
    • 02:28:23 “We of the Volition have been working for most of our lives tirelessly, and many of us (for generations now at this point) to undermine and destroy the tyranny of the Weave Mind. They rule all the people of this entire space, this realm, with an iron brain. We’ve gotten relatively close maybe a few times. Figure if we can take out like one or two, that’d be great. If we could take em all out, fine. There’s a lot going on and it’s going to be very distracted. With the people leaving, there’s a lot less collateral damage to do something really crazy.”
    • 02:29:59 Gaz:“Makes the coo-key tingly. I don’t fully understand your ways, strange Exandrian folk.”
      Sam:“He’s just a cave man.”
    • 02:30:47 Laura remembers that their destination is “The Hallowed Cage” during the Cage-themed episode.
    • 02:34:11 Orym:“Coordinate with the woman in charge, Rashinna, and get the gang down on Exandria in place.”
    • 02:35:05 Sam:“Explosions is three words.”
      Travis:“Going to the restroom, I’ll be back.”
    • 02:37:30 Laura:“Fuck it!” channels Jester
    • 02:38:08 When we come back from the break, we’re going to rewind a little bit in time to pick up from Vasselheim from the perspective of Keyleth, Vex, Pike, and Grog as they leave to search for the rest of their troop before this assault.

    INTERMISSION

    Meanwhile (a little time before the events we left on Ruidus a moment ago) in Vasselheim…
    after the plot had been set into motion, after Bell’s Hells had gone to stop this meeting of the Unseelie and the Ruby Vanguard, Keyleth, with the knowledge of what her and Vox Machina represented on the coming assault of the Malleus Key, set out to gather the rest of her troop.
    Here in Vasselheim, gathering your thoughts, Keyleth waits until nightfall after all the meetings with the Exandrian alliance beginning to scatter to prepare their forces for a very eminent assault and sets out to see Lady Vex’alia.
    Not too far from the Platinum Sanctuary, a number of these abodes that are both well-guarded and well-furnished. As you head through the interior (torch and magical candle) lit hallways, you come to the outside of her bedchamber and knock on the door.
    (Campaign 1 seating arrangements)

    • 02:40:00 Keyleth is sick of making titles for people
    • 02:41:52 Keyleth:“I think we’re going to have to get the gang back together.”
    • 02:45:21 Epic Airship SFX
    • 02:46:19 Scanlan has been unreachable
    • 02:47:34 Vex gives props to Keyleth on the titles
    • 02:51:10 Pike:“Do you have a pie in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
    • 02:51:19 Peanut butter pies?
    • 02:52:13 Pike:“God dammit!”
    • 02:52:42 Vex:(to Grog who already forgot about the Platinum Sanctuary)“You were there…”
    • 02:52:59 Pike and Scanlan’s love rollercoaster.
    • 02:55:55 Buddies and booze and Janine
    • 02:57:00 Grog:“What do you mean last time?”
    • 02:59:42 The search for Scanlan begins
    • 03:02:40 Vex:“His husband. Um. Greg.” (Mercer’s Revenge #24601 Coming up with names)
    • 03:03:43 Keyleth:“One pec out. It’s a vibe.”
    • 03:05:55 Robbie revealed as Cerkonos
    • 03:08:18 Fan Art Moment Cerkonos with his spear and giant wrestling belt
    • 03:09:36 Keyleth:(nodding to the other side of the table)“Vox Machina.”
    • 03:11:02 Vex cuts to the chase “Join us on the front lines, Cerkonos.”
    • 03:11:50 Save the Last Page
    • 03:14:25 Sun Tree:“Good to see you, Kiki.”
    • 03:17:19 Vesper de Rolo
    • 03:19:47 Gwen de Rolo
    • 03:20:49 Travis grins after Matt says ‘groggy morning’
    • 03:21:01 Ashley:“Jon and Kate Plus 8 hair.”
    • 03:22:20 Keyleth:“We were drinking.”
    • 03:23:18 Cerkonos:“Always with the sexual joke. I love a good sexual joke.”
    • 03:24:14 Laura receives a message that she can’t stop laughing about.
    • 03:28:23 Grog:“Scholars maintain they’re not sure, but I figured I saw that and I knew you had to have it.”
    • 03:30:25 Percy gives Pike “The Triple” to sober her up.
    • 03:31:52 Cerkonos would not answer a hypothetical booty call from Pike. Matt smiles so much his moustache detaches.
    • 03:32:54 Travis:♪(groovy scat)♪
    • 03:34:53 Pike:“He sounded like he was fuckin’”
    • 03:37:26 Scanlan:“Is this a booty call?”
    • 03:38:15 Percival is a closet Scanlan fan?

    (continued)





  • (Spoilers Below!)

    Part 2 Post Season 3 Interview

    The finale for Season 3 of Prime Video’s The Legend of Vox Machina is finally here and we sat down with cast, creators, and executive producers Travis Willingham, Marisha Ray, and Liam O’Brien at Fantastic Fest to chat about the the season, some Critical Role scoops with the upcoming Mighty Nein series, and more. LVMSpoiler crew, this one’s got your name written all over it!

    The Legend of Vox Machina Season 3 stars Willingham, Ray, and O’Brien, as well as Matt Mercer, Ashley Johnson, Laura Bailey, Taliesin Jaffe, Sam Riegel and more. The epic Vox Machina finale leaves our heroes in an interesting spot, and we dive into that and more. From Percy’s weapons, changing the mechanics of death in a brand new medium, and teases of what’s to come in The Legend of Vox Machina Season 4.

    “If bad, why hot?”












    • 02:21:18 Sam’s mug message reveal; Got MILF?
    • 02:21:38 Caleb:“…I’ve been around this flat earth a few more times than you.”
    • 02:22:51 Laudna:“Beau!”
      Beau:“No.”
    • 02:24:07 Dorian plays fail music for Ashton
    • 02:25:08 Jester extracts the name of Ashton’s crush
    • 02:26:31 Tusk Love: A great guide on how to woo somebody
    • 02:27:43 Yasha approves the direct “face in boobs” approach
    • 02:28:38 A little dick for Ashton to pray on
    • 02:29:26 Sam’s evil laugh
    • 02:31:48 Scanlan defenses
    • 02:32:15 Cats and knocking things over
    • 02:33:18 Fjord’s cat allergies
    • 02:35:21 Beau:“If they tried to get into hand-to-hand combat, the best thing they should do is just go fetal.”
    • 02:38:18 Chetney:“One of your cats came by. It was making biscuits on my ass.”
    • 02:38:20 Caleb is a C-POPper
    • 02:39:18 Chetney actually cares what Caleb’s name is suddenly
    • 02:40:29 Fan Art Moment Caleb commissions a ‘Nein Hellz’ design from Chetney for if they survive the coming conflict
    • 02:43:20 Ashley:“Caleb has the fifth egg.”
      Robbie:“There are some eggs up there.”
    • 02:44:50 Chetney’s attempt at Zemnian
    • 02:47:19 Fearne fails again to steal a CPOP egg
    • 02:48:20 Fearne:“I want one of The Five!”
    • 02:49:10 Sam’s Caduceus is suspiciously similar to Keanu Reeves
    • 02:49:21 Braius:(greeting)“Moo.”
      Caduceus:“Sure.”
    • 02:51:41 Braius and Caduceus talk about faith a bit
    • 02:53:44 Braius:“Is fusaka good?” (reference to Spice, aka Marquesian Fusaka)
    • 02:54:41 Caduceus:(scoffs)“Good, bad. The options are what you need.”
    • 02:57:28 Braius:“‘Paladin of the Hells’ sounds great…Lechaim.”
    • 02:58:38 Beauregard gives some insight into her missions to investigate Ludinus Da’leth for the Cobalt Soul.
    • 02:59:40 Yasha invites Imogen to ‘bunk’ with her and Beau. Laudna is invited, too.
    • 03:00:32 Fearne:“Fucking shit. I just want to start my collection. I want the real collection. I want all five.”
      Travis:“Fucking Thanos, over here.”
    • 03:01:31 The Quest for Chetney’s Eggs
    • 03:03:08 Braius:“Forfeit.”
      Yasha:"No.’
    • 03:03:57 Matt mimes the xenomorph from the Alien films to accompany Laudna’s declaration of “Babe. Sex.”
    • 03:05:26 Caleb’s Zemnian password translates to “gone, but not forgotten”
    • 03:06:14 Liam asks for perception checks in his infinite space room
    • 03:07:41 Caleb explains he is aware of Imogen’s difficult position with her mother as a double agent. “Follow your heart. Power is an illusion.”
      Imogen:“Says one of the most powerful guys I’ve ever met.”
    • 03:11:29 Caleb:“The gods were never my specialty. I know very little about them.”
    • 03:13:05 Caleb busts out an Intuit Charge scavenged from the ruins of Aeor and gives it to Imogen.
    Intuit Charge

    a magical explosive device created by Aeorian mages during the Age of Arcanum. When triggered, it deals a significant amount of psychic damage to creatures within 300 feet who then must make a DC 20 Wisdom saving throw, taking 10d10 psychic damage on a failure and half as much on a success. Any creature that failed a saving throw is additionally stunned for one minute and can repeat the saving throw at the end of each turn to try to end the effect.

    • 03:14:26 Imogen recounts the recent Trial of the Raven Queen to Caleb
    • 03:17:00 Laudna tries Zemnian:“fish baiter.” (bis später)
    • 03:19:34 Braius gets the newly upgraded d12 Bardic Inspiration from Dorian along with a Guidance from Jester.
    • 03:21:26 Pâté appears briefly before Fjord obliterates them with an Eldritch Blast
    • 03:22:15 Jester:“She doesn’t know it’s actually Artie, though.”
    • 03:22:36 The Weasel
    • 03:23:56 Chet spends the night whittlin’ in the buff (nude)
      Chetney:“I send a cat away for a shot of ayahuasca and I just fuckin’ let it roll.”
    • 03:25:22 The Dorym Moment begins
    • 03:27:18 Dorian:“You are the reason I’m here. You’ve always been the reason I’m here.”
    • 03:30:24 Orym stays up a little longer, with his fingers intertwined with Dorian’s, thinking,
      “This is okay.”
    • 03:32:40 Matt:“I. Love. My. Friends.”

  • ♪Episode Song References♪

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    Highlights

    • 00:13:03 Lavorre-gasm
    • 00:13:06 Marisha:“Did you just cum?” #1
    • 00:13:27 Jester:“Do you want to ride on my hat?”
      Pâté:“Ooh, is that a euphemism?”
      Jester (laughs) “You know it is.”
    • 00:15:39 Dorian:“This is so cool. I feel like I have thousands of hours to catch up on.”
    • 00:15:48 Blue connection
    • 00:16:16 Fan Art Moment Pirate Pâté de Rolo
    • 00:16:27 Ashley, Laura, and Marisha:“Space Pirates?!”
    • 00:17:25 Fan Art Moment Cat Suit Veth Brenatto, buttons and all
    • 00:18:58 Caleb:“He rode a dinosaur.”
      Veth:“He what?!”
      Fjord:“I would’ve left that part out.”
      Jester:“Caleb did it.”
    • 00:20:04 Fearne:“I’m probably the most level-headed.”
      Marisha:“Laudna just reaches over and puts Fearne’s hand down.”
    • 00:21:33 Fjord:“We made our way to the Astral Sea once. Shit was cray.”
    • 00:21:42 Caduceus:“I’m gonna go start cooking. I’ll be right back. No cats, no almonds.”
    • 00:22:12 Veth:“Did you not fucking get her a ring? My god!”
      Matt gets the giggles.
    • 00:24:34 Sam:“His (Braius’) eyes keep going to Jester…”
    • 00:25:26 Sous-Chef Chetney
    • 00:26:14 Liam:“One handies?”
      Sam:“One handies?!”
    • 00:27:24 Veth:“Yeah, we fucked that place up!”
    • 00:28:30 Marisha:“Did you just cum?” #2
    • 00:29:28 The Traveler sounds good to Ashton
    • 00:29:54 Yasha on point, weapon drawn
    • 00:30:20 Beau:“I dunno, maybe you should fight, see who’s stronger.”
    • 00:32:01 Jester:“What if I just say ‘I’m so sorry i ruined your life’?”
    • 00:32:11 Fjord (noticing the large sparkling glass in Ashton’s head):“Are you well?”
      Caleb realizes that this is the Dunamantic being Essek told him about.
    • 00:35:18 Essek inspired Imogen to start floating often
    • 00:36:15 Briefing on Reilorans
    • 00:36:58 Caduceus:“Can you read my mind and actually set a table?”
    • 00:39:31 Chetney:“This is enough for you and me, Caducey.”
    • 00:41:44 Matt:“This is my favorite episode already. I haven’t had to do anything.”
    • 00:42:15 Veth seeks to soothe Braius. (Sam on Sam action!)
    • 00:43:40 Chetney:“Sometimes you with you wish you had some meat in your pocket. You know, just a little bacon or something.”
    • 00:47:33 Fjord:“We can totally just drop Beau off of really high things. She just kinda falls and never gets hurt, like a cat.”
      Orym:“You don’t do anything to mitigate it, like turn into a fish or something?”
    • 00:48:11 Marisha mimes pulling Sprinkle from her birdhouse backpack and squeezing him into various shapes.
    • 00:48:55 Chetney tries to claim credit for making Ludinus’ staff but Gets Noted by Imogen
    • 00:49:52 Laudna is keeping Sprinkle active
    • 00:51:11 Dorian:“Who’s the fun one?”
      Jester:“That’s me.”
    • 00:53:35 Jester shares her risque painting of Fjord “he doesn’t normally wear the crown on his dick…”
      Braius responds in kind with a painting of Orym “oh, that’s not a dick, that’s his sword…”
    • 00:55:27 Braius’ lost love, Suzy Greene.
    • 00:56:37 Usually you want a friend to stop you from messaging your ex out of the blue after years. Jester volunteers to be the messenger.
    • 00:58:18 Big flat teeth for masticating
    • 00:59:32 Jester:“And that sweet, sweet puss.”
    • 01:02:38 Jester tries to let Braius down easy after hearing his ex respond that she’d mooved on by utilizing the State Farm “She sounds hideous” approach.
    • 01:08:54 Liam mixes up voices
    • 01:09:36 Laura mixes up voices
    • 01:11:34 Caduceus:“It was not a fancy feast.”
      Jester:“Why not?”
      Caduceus:“Because we’re not cats.”
    • 01:16:40 “Here we see off the Savior Blade of the Tempest and his compatriots to a mighty endeavor. Keep your thoughts, keep your luck, and keep your hearts with them.”
    • 01:18:23 Parting of the strange lake
    • 01:18:56 Sam reveals his Taliesin shirt
    • 01:19:10 Veth:“I’d rather ride him.”
      Yasha places Veth on Braius and slaps Braius on the ass. “Yah!”
    • 01:28:14 Robbie confirms the team is on the moon before unleashing his prepared excitement from Dorian. Dorian:“Oh, this is so creepy. When do we teleport to the moon?”
    • 01:28:47 Fearne:“We’re on the moon!”
      Jester:“We’re space pirates!”
    • 01:30:23 The cave itself is a wind instrument due to a wind storm outside.
    • 01:30:43 Liam:(like Caduceus)“I’ve got a prayer for that.”
    • 01:32:02 Yasha is impressed by Imogen’s precise use of the Sending ability
    • 01:34:24 Fjord’s Honey-Moon pun
    • 01:35:02 Taliesin:“Pepperbox wedding.”
    • 01:35:27 Liam:“Puppet Master!”
    • 01:37:27 Planewalker Chetney the Grey:“You shall pass!”
    • 01:38:37 Robbie smartly points out that splitting the party with separate transportation spells would make things even more complicated in the event that they don’t arrive in the same place.
    • 01:39:24 Chetney:“The big bitch and Fearne…”
    • 01:42:22 Caleb:“I am using the little bit of driftwood art from Carmel that she gave me.”
    • 01:44:38 Caleb’s tower
    • 01:45:11 Pancakes is a cute name for a cat
    • 01:46:52 Ashton:“I wanna Willy Wonka this.”
    • 01:48:11 Spectral cat spooks Laudna
    • 01:48:32 Taliesin:“The cat anus is glowing?”
      Liam:“It’s a spectral cat.”
      Travis:“The dark star.”
      Matt:“The arcane butthole cut.”

    INTERMISSION

    • 02:04:48 Veth:“Oh, just fucking play something!”
    • 02:05:26 Caleb:“Yes, they have soiled my tower on numerous occasions.”
    • 02:05:48 Dorian finds out about Molly/Kingsley
    • 02:07:00 The Cat Kitchen
    • 02:10:59 The Alabaster Baby
    • 02:11:20 Sam on Sam action
    • 02:14:04 MC Chetney (Master Craftsman)
    • 02:15:49 Feast bonus: +7 to HP, immune to poisoned and fear conditions, and advantage on WIS saving throws.
    • 02:17:16 Caleb uses Mind Blank at 8th level to give Yasha and (at 9th level) for himself mental protections
    • 02:18:26 Laudna’s trick of creating a commedia dell’arte style play with some of the familiars.
      Caduceus:“I don’t think that’s what they meant.”
    • 02:18:49 Taliesin mixes up his voices
    • 02:20:33 Caleb talks to Orym