but I don’t like news. It’s stressful, annoying, confusing, etc.

So you don’t like news, and that made you decide to tell people to block me?! Ok… Um, what about the other people who post a lot more news than me? Most of the news I post is pro-socialist news. You can just admit you don’t like socialism. But to tell people to block me because of it, is hilarious.

So now I have advice for newcomers: Guys, ya’ll should block Camille_Jamal. He doesn’t like news about socialism.

See how that works?

to be clear: block universal monk

For sure. I’m terrible because I post so many articles promoting third parties, socialism, and anarchy!

Yeah, I was surprised someone hadn’t heard of Pioneer. It was everywhere when I was growing up. Sucks getting old, friends!

That’s a great one that I haven’t heard. Thank you for that!

Being banned from a place, and then just going back on there with a different name is bad form.

Friend, we are in for bad times no matter what. Shit has to go down.

I’m allowed to defend myself. Feel free to check OP’s post history and length of time he’s been on Lemmy: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/ProudAntifa@lemmings.world?page=1&sort=New&view=Posts

I’ll help ya out: He’s been on here less that one day, and the only post he has made is this one, and the only comments he’s made are in this thread.

Think about that a sec.

Now go check my post history and how long I’ve been here: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/UniversalMonk?page=1&sort=New&view=Posts

Once every couple of months or so there is someone posting a thread saying I am every bad guy on Lemmy and that I am the destroyer of worlds.

If I were some evil attention-seeking troll like people claim, the smartest move would be to ignore me and starve me of attention. Instead, folks keep making threads and building this whole myth around me. Makes me feel famous though, which is kind of fun.

Thanks, friend!

I know. I keep forgetting I’m a bot. Dammit!

First, I was a russian spy. Then I was a chinese spy for a while. There was that fun guy who swore up and down he could prove I was a North Korean plant was fun (I miss him!). And now I’m a bot.

Oh, and now me and CM0002, who talks plenty of shit about me, are the same guy. To be honest tho, that’s a fun theory. And one of my favs. He’d be so pissed to see people saying that about him! lmao

I’m really confused by all the things I am now though.

Could someone please make a list of all the things I am and all the different countries I work for? And my 300 alt names? Pay scale would be nice too, so I can use to negotiate pay. Thank you!

I think she looks great in them, and during our photoshoot, I told her how awesome you are. So nothing to be mad about. Be proud!

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Hmmm, I’m not really showing up as suspicious in those stats, yet many of the accounts that routinely accuse me of shit, do show up under the suspicious label in that data. Hmmmm…very very interesting…

Many times people have accused Monk of sockpuppeting, but I haven’t seen concrete evidence of this beyond some cursory looks into the matter.

Funny how people will just overlook or ignore this part of your post. lol

You seem like a straight up guy, because you have a pretty long history of jumping into these threads saying you had ways to find out, even tho you have no love for me. So I appreciate ya being neutral about the whole thing. I looked at your stats, but I have no idea what they were saying. Still, good on ya for posting some original data.

What am I posting that you feel is ragebait?

True, but at least someone is out there thinking of alternatives, so I appreciate that.

Yeah, funny how that works. I still haven’t seen any valid reason of why I am getting so many weird accusations or why people are so mad at me. Oh other than of course, I don’t worship the Sacred Duopoly which is destroying democracy. Still I guess we shouldn’t be surprised. Society put Debs in freakin’ jail for it. My Lemmy jail is nothing compared to what he had to go through.

I’ll be pro-union and pro-third party till the day I die, no matter now upset people on Lemmy are about it. No regrets! Bring on the naysayers. The haters here certainly think of me much more than I think of them.

I wonder how many threads have been made about me? I feel quite famous on here. Maybe I’ll run for President in 2028! lol

P.S. Praise be to the Flying Spaghetti Monster we aren’t considered a “respectable instance”

Exactly why I’m here and this is the best instance in the 'verse.

My real life is so boring compared to user’s made-up stories about me. lol

I sorta wanna be the top secret CIA/Mossad/Russia/China spy that so many here accuse me of being. Yet somehow, someway, I had to shovel snow off my sidewalk today because of this freak snowstorm. I’m a freakin’ superspy, surely The Agency can pay for someone to do that for me! What the heck?

All information wants to be free.

Yours literally features the same guy in all your pfp.

The reason he’s in all my real profiles, is because I don’t hide the fact that my name is on different instances. I don’t create alt names. I never have.

So either you are editing pictures of yourself or you are really fond of this dude.

Both, actually! My profile pic is a character in many of my books–I write for a living. He’s basically me and the picture is too, but with way better ai lighting. I’m real-life shirtless all over reddit, so feel free to accuse me of thirst trapping for attention. But I digress.

Some trolls take my name and try to make fake accounts with it, but they get banned fast. My name is known enough that those fakes stand out. That’s what makes this whole thread funny.

I’ve never hidden who I am. And I’m not banned from Lemmy–you’re replying to me right now. See? This account, along with my anarchist.nexus one, has been my main home for a long time.

The idea that I’m running “hundreds of sock puppets” doesn’t hold up. What would be the point? These supposed accounts don’t even agree with each other. There’s no shared message, no agenda, no pattern. What would anyone gain by creating a swarm of fake accounts that argue with each other? It makes no sense. You yourself just pointed out that I keep the same crappy profile on my usernames.

OP’s account is less than one day old, and this his only post, and the only comments he’s made are in this thread. OP also admitted to creating a troll account with someone’s same username to troll someone who he thought was me: His quote: I will admit the PapaSkwat@lemmy.libertarianfellowship.com was me counter-trolling but I am not finding Lemmy worth the fight.

Now I have no idea why he thinks the PapaSkwat dude is me, because I checked that dudes posts, and I don’t even see anything controversial. So no clue what that’s all about. But right there is he admitting to doing what he is trying to accuse me of doing. lol

Everything about the accusations in this thread collapses under basic logic.

You hate me. I get it. That’s fine and it makes me feel important! But at least hate me for the shit I do; not what some other random posters are doing. lol

Thanks, friend! (yes, despite the hate, I consider you my friend. We’re all gonna make it.)

Says the guy who has an AI character in his pfp. lol

I’ve been posting since before the last election and you’d think they’d have better proof than “cuz I think so!” by now. Not only that, but in every one of the threads that come up about me, there are always a couple of guys who say something like, “I have proof. I’ve been making a case for a while now. I’m about to release the proof about UniversalMonk! DM me so we can work together.”

I wanna see! How the hell do we live in a world where the freakin’ Epstein files get released before the Universal Monk files?! Release the UM files, guys!