God damn, a screenwriter would be scolded by their editor for being too heavy handed if they went half as far as this article says.

We woke up one morning and farded a little further down
For sure as the valley of death
I open up my wallet
And it’s full of poop

Last time they did this, China dumped all over the market and killed all the competition after they invested a ton of money.

I don’t think it will come to that. The investors will spend a lot of money and everything will be way over budget and years late

Surrender the fascist credit card

They damaged the American Civic Religion reliquary! George Washington is mad at us now!

<- smallest CPC member

You gotta touch grass more often, keep Nothing Ever Happens Gang on the ropes

Okay, but ackshually nothing happened

shooter is apperently dead.

DID THEY GET THE SEMEN IN TIME?

Jeff Tiedrich snapped

The X Dot Com “The Everything Site” video showing a dead guy on the roof looked pretty white.

What is this Tomb Raider?

Does anyone have an analysis of what that actually means

that isn’t just a link to PPB?

Like, it’s playable, and I like the setting, but it’s still lib as fuck