I know the cereal eating guy so I knew he would have to spit it out, but the 6 panels of heavy dialogue built up the tension and made it really sink the landing.

I enjoy golf, play maybe once a year on public courses. I would never call it a sport and would gladly trade all golf courses for public land or housing. But it is a treat I will occasionally indulge in.

Is there an emoji for sucking yourself off?

I don’t think Republican states will follow through on this, but Southern states taking Lincoln off the ballot was literally a prelude to the Civil War.

Rage, rage for these people saying “People who don’t support Kosovo intervention just don’t know what it’s about.” And the clown who said that Grenada made a national holiday to support the US invading and overthrowing their communist government. Gee I wonder why the government installed by the US would celebrate that?

Succdems are just temporarily embarrassed presidents.

I wonder if there was some reason they were unable to build large scale infrastructure like that.

Okay I admit I got that from a Tony Hawk documentary. And I think that when was when he was like 14 so that’s probably before his growth spurt.

That’s why I only listen to 70s and 80s funk and soul. Nobody knows who Tower of Power is so they can’t make fun of you for liking them.

I mean Tony was doing some genuinely novel and cool things. I’m not surprised he’s a California fail son, but he was flipping and spinning in a way that was new to the sport. All these other dudes had long limbs and they’d reach down and grab their boards mid air. Tony was not a tall guy so he learned to tuck himself up in a ball. Genuinely impressed the old heads.

There was a comment about Lenin being a lich in there and how he’d refuse to step down from power. I wish Lenin was so cool.

Is that a cop watching voosh? I’ve never seen a video of him so I wouldn’t know.

Another gem

Being left leaning doesn’t mean you don’t like cops, or think that police aren’t an important job. That’s a bit of propaganda that has been used to further divide the left and right. I know plenty of cops who are very left leaning, and become cops purely to help people with social injustice.

I’ve been on hexbear too long, I had forgotten that to most westoids “left” means liberal.

Did you see the guy that was saying “great, now they live out their fantasy of reforming the police”?

“Capitalism without rules is theft!”

“So capitalism is theft with rules?”

They even have their own word for “heretic”. It’s “bootlicker” and they use it against anyone who doesn’t swallow their sacred letters completely and totally.

Come on and sing! Six kitty companies run everything! It’s Kitty History, exactly like ours.

We have an Artie Buco emoji and nobody told me? This is

I honestly can’t fathom a nation being dumber than America. Maybe that’s my American exceptionalism talking but we really are dumb.