Holy shit the words of power are real and they are inscribed on the walls of the taco bell bathrooms

I wonder if that’s why my dogs look like they’re smiling just before they throw up

I have a plumber friend that told me to stop doing this because he’s seen it force some pipe joints apart

Won Peace: The irony of using conflict to put an end to conflict

This is a tough one. I see both arguments. After all, this is a social media site born out of a tiredness of algorithms that monopolize your attention, and I would guess you also will not find many teens on it. Not sure what the right answer is.

Perhaps a ban is a good short-term measure while consensus forms on how to mitigate and enforce on risk exposure to children and teens?

If there is a god then howcome do grapes taste good and raisins taste bad?

Does it work with a ds stylus or is it capacative touch only? The ds had many titles that required finer precision than you could reliably get from a finger or modern touch stylus. Pokemon ranger also would have torn my finger to shreds lol

finally something for my ninja outfit

I can’t imagine this will be willing to take the risks the show gave up on around a decade ago so I will be skipping what I anticipate being a bland summary of what people laugh at out of fomo

da bears

this is what magic wands are for. Staves for the more experienced

Is that and then toothbrush or greater than toothbrush?

EDIT: I drank a ziploc full of vinegar and brushed my teeth but shower head is still dirty

I am a father. I swapped out all my insults for compliments when my son began babbling

“Shut your hole, studmuffin”

“Eat grass, beautiful”

of course you could just drop the compliments altogether but they add a bit of spice and confusion that I enjoy

Reminds me of the asylum demon from ds1

For once, I hope this is AI

Sister should have known better. Autism doesn’t care about your holiday schedule

McCarthyist squawking

Sand people sound like when the windex bottle is running low

I realize I am a minority but I don’t think they were bad movies, not anything groundbreaking special effects aside, but not bad

port forwarding