That’s how it’s zero calories
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•"Flushable wipes"; "dishwasher-safe"; "odourless" - What are some other blatant lies that companies get away with?English
4·8 hours agoThat cologne - Sex Panther
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askchapo@hexbear.net•Serious or jokey answer - what is Trump announcing tonight? He's speaking at 9 EST. The link to the PBS stream.English
33·8 hours agoHe’s going to say that he was on Epstein’s Island and the Lolita Express.
He’s going to admit sexually abusing all those women.
Then he’s going to blow his brains out on live TV
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ADHD@lemmy.world•Do you guys struggle with eye contact?English
52·8 hours agoI used to look down but then I got para that the person would think I was staring at their chebs so now I just look at the eyebrows.
Not that it matters because I usually forget what was said within seconds anyway.
I grew up in a rural area during the 80/90’s so any diagnosis would just be ‘shy or awkward kid’
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•[Deleted to rephrase]English
11·11 hours agoMebbies just shower more often?
Those chili spice ratings on food packets and menus are always bullshit as well
Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•Damn he's been doing so well latelyEnglish
3·12 hours ago
My whole floor is made of sticks
…just very long, quite wide and relatively thick
The dark net, then you don’t even have to leave your house
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cats@lemmy.world•I think a cat cant be more cat shaped 😭💀English
7·20 hours agoPlus that bat couldn’t be more bat shaped
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No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•I’m small down there and get my fiancé off with a big dildo. Do you see any issue with this?English
3·1 day agoOnly if it’s called Kenneth
Teletubbies were on to something
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Technology@lemmy.world•UK to “encourage” Apple and Google to put nudity-blocking systems on phonesEnglish
2·1 day agoPlease don’t, our rivers are polluted enough as it is
Farrow and Ball are renowned for having bullshit pijo names for their paints, I just mixed elephants breath and mouse’s back
Do they sell roflcoptr?
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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•it is legal to keep a kangaroo as a pet in oklahomaEnglish
6·1 day agoIt’s that time to post about Travis again
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)
Some animals shouldn’t be kept as pets
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askchapo@hexbear.net•What's something cute and communist that I can get for a 9 year old?English
5·1 day agoThey’d rattle beautifully on full auto
Mouse’s breath
Having grown up where I’ve had to have a yearly MoT test for most of my life, as well as a twice yearly ITV test because my van is 25.
What the fuck?
Do youse not have any sort of vehicle safety checks over the pond?













Why not use real onion, garlic etc?
Like the ingredients for onion soup…
Instead of processed shite