That’s how it’s zero calories

That cologne - Sex Panther

He’s going to say that he was on Epstein’s Island and the Lolita Express.

He’s going to admit sexually abusing all those women.

Then he’s going to blow his brains out on live TV

I used to look down but then I got para that the person would think I was staring at their chebs so now I just look at the eyebrows.

Not that it matters because I usually forget what was said within seconds anyway.

I grew up in a rural area during the 80/90’s so any diagnosis would just be ‘shy or awkward kid’

Mebbies just shower more often?

Those chili spice ratings on food packets and menus are always bullshit as well

My whole floor is made of sticks

…just very long, quite wide and relatively thick

The dark net, then you don’t even have to leave your house

Plus that bat couldn’t be more bat shaped

Only if it’s called Kenneth

https://youtu.be/pDc2MFT7KiU

Teletubbies were on to something

Please don’t, our rivers are polluted enough as it is

Farrow and Ball are renowned for having bullshit pijo names for their paints, I just mixed elephants breath and mouse’s back

Do they sell roflcoptr?

It’s that time to post about Travis again

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_(chimpanzee)

Some animals shouldn’t be kept as pets

They’d rattle beautifully on full auto

Mouse’s breath

Having grown up where I’ve had to have a yearly MoT test for most of my life, as well as a twice yearly ITV test because my van is 25.

What the fuck?

Do youse not have any sort of vehicle safety checks over the pond?