I doubted myself for a minute because the last time I remember using it on purpose was 2007 and I couldn’t imagine it was that old, but yep.

Let it die.

Loudest gif of all time.

Welcome!

Someone’s gotta do it.

Squirt is the absolute Bomb’s Pajamas.

Never heard this term before but I have never gone so fast from wondering to realizing to wincing in my life.

Some madmen use the SM57 for vocals.

Beloved

Let us love one another

For love is of god and everyone who loves

Is born of god

And knows god

He who doesn’t love

Doesn’t know god for god is love

Beloved

Let us love one another

If you balance a tack hammer on your head, you can head off your foes with a balanced attack.

The day “my personal cloud” stopped exclusively referring to my farts was a very good day for me.

These creatures are remarkably portable if handled with care.

Bring cat on right into the room on the left and have a party.

It’s insane to me that cat calling is still a thing at any age.

You do that. I’m going to stick with what I know.

Okay, this is just about my vintage of joke.

Do you expect a motorcade to stop so someone could plant an explosive underneath or something?

This was in the city of Minneapolis. Say more about the massive difference context makes. For our edification. It seems it is you who has lost all context for what is wrong about this video.

You shouldn’t seek validation from others, even your mom.

That’s the spirit.

If you’re only chewing your own fries you’re missing out on a great family activity.

They’re better diagonal tbh.