This is way better than the dumbfucks not jerking off, I’m in!

That’s my secret, I’m always hungry for goth pussy

Well fine

Same girl, same

Please oil all the things

5/7 perfect

Omg 😍

I mean, ok

You don’t need to support it, but you don’t need to say it’s weird either. You can just go about your day.

I think people who believe in crystals, horoscopes, ghosts, God are weird. People who put ketchup on eggs are weird. Dave Matthews fans are weird.

But I have better things to use my energy on that worrying about what other people enjoy.

Let’s start by taking those clothes off 😋

Mmm those lips are amazing 😍

Are you going to teach me typing?

Just call my dick Sokovia because it’s way up there now

I wish I was a tentacle

Mmmmm aggio bum

You must take this sacrament, the jizz of Christ, amen

I mean if he can’t make it, I can clear my schedule

Oooh you’re adorable 🥰

I need to take communion…

Have you ever busted a nut in the cloud district?