John Lennon trying to get Sean to eat veggies as an infant: “Give peas a chance.”

The earnings can’t end if they never begin

Are dogs bourgeois?

Women will also kill you if the woman is Kristi Noem and you are a puppy.

I come here because it’s less white than my normal surroundings

This, but instead of my parents it’s my childhood friends I’ve known most of my life.

.world preemptively defederated from hexbear…

It was also, simultaneously, a last resort.

They’re both severe alcoholics.

They’re really desperate to be American, aren’t they?

Mr. Bussy

The only gaslighting Dirt Owl does is when they eat too many beans while carrying a flashlight.

Free dong.

It’s a Disco Elysium reference. Half light is the unhinged scary violent voice.

Yeah, I read this as not doing drugs at the encampment to avoid self incrimination.

New York stealin’ all our jawn.

Who are they going to cast to play ?

I can’t help but imagine there are liberals who disagree with genocide who are seeing these reactions - not just on social media but from leaders of the Democratic party too - and maybe wondering why the ebil RUZZIANS would be solidly on the morally correct side of this.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they equivocated the genocide of Palestinians with the “genocide” of Ukrainians at the hands of Putin. In particular, both entities justify bombing civilian buildings by saying militants are using civilians as human shields. Of course, they won’t acknowledge that Russia went out of their way to avoid hitting civilian areas until the tactic became widespread and that the Ukrainian military has a whole ass massive country to set up defenses in whereas zionists make no attempt to avoid killing civilians and Palestinian resistance fighters in Gaza are trapped in a place the size of an average city and have no where else to set up military installments.

Using cryptpad instead of google docs? Now that’s what I call character development.