I’m usually a Delta-9 male, but Delta-8 edibles are fine too.

Trump also appeared to forget that he was no longer in charge of foreign policy, leaving one interview early to “deal with” a conflict in Afghanistan.

“He [Trump] also seemed to think that he still had some foreign policy powers,” he noted. “There was one day where he told me he needed to go upstairs to deal with Afghanistan, even though he clearly didn’t,” he said, adding that Trump actually called the nation “the Afghanistan.”

lol at the image of trump saying “i have to go deal with the afghanistan” whenever he has to leave an interview to take a shit.

Kimberly Guilfoyle

Gavin Newsom’s ex-wife and Don Jr’s fiancee. Got fired from Fox News for sexual harassment. Would show her colleagues dick pics of men she’d slept with.

also, re-federate with programming.dev

i guess his yeerk couldn’t get to the kandrona pools

Live action adaptation of Rooster Teeth’s The Strangerhood.

funniest outcome is RFK gets over 50% of the popular vote, wins at least a few states, but no candidate gets the 270 electoral points needed to win. then the house picks the president and senate picks VP.

Reviews of his Netflix show “Death by Magic”

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8887956/reviews

lot of 1 stars

The 4th Matrix movie wasn’t the best movie, or the best Matrix movie, but it was the best 4th Matrix movie that was possible.

when does the narwhal bacon?

Even if a third party candidate won the popular vote, it would be nearly impossible to win the electoral college. If RFK wins any states, it will be unlikely that anyone gets to 270, and then the house picks the president and senate picks VP.

Transparent displays. Samsung and LG were showing off transparent screens at CES this year. Transparent TVs will be extremely expensive and not practical at all but they look cool so it will be the new techbro status symbol.

Beep Beep Lettuce, Minion Death Cult, Boomer Death Squad, The Adam Friedland Show, Stavvy’s World, Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend

I want a sports bar but for cartoons. All the TVs are set to Simpsons., Futurama, or Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

https://dcist.com/story/19/07/18/you-better-believe-d-c-bars-are-opening-early-for-the-mueller-hearing/

And yes, there are District establishments laying out the welcome mat in time for Mueller’s first appearance. Shaw’s Tavern (520 Florida Ave NW) is opening at 8 a.m. All of the restaurant’s televisions will be playing the Mueller hearing with full sound, the Facebook event promises, and there’ll be breakfast and lunch specials available. Shaw’s Tavern will start slinging alcoholic beverages at 11 a.m., which is the earliest that the venue can legally do so.

During its “Mueller Time Watch Party,” Duffy’s Irish Pub (1016 H Street NE) is offering eight flat screen televisions hooked up to a stadium sound system to watch the notoriously tight-lipped Mueller speak to Congress, alongside a full menu and drink specials. The times for the event are not yet finalized on the Facebook event page, but Duffy’s says that “creative attire encouraged.” Considering that Mueller isn’t exactly known for donning inventive clothes, it will be interesting to see how attendees interpret that prompt.

Union Pub (201 Massachusetts Ave NE), which offered patrons free drinks whenever President Donald Trump tweeted during former FBI Director James Comey’s testimony in 2017, is getting in on the Mueller action, too. Starting at 9 a.m., the earliest it can open according to its operating license, the bar will have full bar and kitchen service available. Union Pub promises a slew of drink specials alongside its broadcasting of the Mueller hearing with full sound on all TVs: $6 “Moscow Muellers,” $4 select rye whiskeys, $13 Budweiser/Bud Light buckets, and more.

ban cars, destroy and recycle them all, give everyone an electric tricycle

I think the world should be ruled over by The Free Software Foundation. They force all corporations to become open source non profits and abolish copyright. Then establish a governance council of 12 made of members of Greenpeace, Food Not Bombs, and Doctors Without Borders.

Within 5 years. Congress won’t be able to agree on raising the debt ceiling, do one of those government shutdowns again, but this time they never restart it. The shutdown status of limited federal agencies working and non-essential employees furloughed becomes the new normal. The roles the federal government filled gradually become taken over either by state governments or corporations.

It’s gonna be RFK.

they stay the same size, they’re just farther away