arsenic, no?

i can’t read what’s under the sharpie. hemoglobin? guys a vampire i guess

dang i want to try an eagle burger now

almost certainly?

it’s refreshing to see a story about a cop just embezzling, instead of raping and murdering people

no a water heater heats the water.

a watersoftener removes dissolved minerals from water

i didn’t realize things had gotten so bad

I’m curious, what would happen if you failed kids anyway, despite the pressure from admin?

I’m going to start calling area “2-dimensional volume”

hygiene poverty, what a weird way to say “stinky”

terrible headline. good news.

reminds me of yahoo serious splitting a beer atom with a chisel in his shed. young einstein, what a fun movie

how would you be able to tell the difference in spoken language?

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alexknapp/2013/01/03/how-lead-caused-americas-violent-crime-epidemic/

lead in gasoline caused lead poisoning, leading to an increase in violent crime. now most fuel is unleaded, reducing the incidence of lead poisoning, and leading directly to a decrease in violent crime

i know, it was a joke

ew

3-5 bucks ain’t much

how terribly classy

heh heh to completion

yep. also pretty gay