Nobody appreciates a Kindergarten Cop joke around here I guess

No doubt, my first reaction was “Manual Calavera!”

Zeno’s (orgasm) paradox.

It’s Mewroo!

I’m guessing from his “don’t fuck with me” expression, that’s a cigar

We’ll achieve the singularity soon

Copyright 1968…determined or not, that cat must be long dead. That’s kind of a downer…

Niccol will still be expected to work from the Seattle office at least three days a week

Except when he’s flying around the country/world to other locations.

Muscles are broken down during use and repaired / built during rest.

(same stove, pot and everything)

Yes, OP agrees.

I loved seeing the chain method of architectural engineering!

Legally easier to ignore a ghost department.

Especially since it specifically highlights porn in a different color, it labeled my VPN IP as “Likes Porn”.

I can fluently read meme, but I can’t really speak it.

You just need to do an aggressive head nod at the barista and you’ll get a slightly bigger portion.

You characterize George Carlin as a simple contrarian?

Where’s your encrypted USB recovery key stored?! Is it encrypted USBs all the way down?

Odd coming from someone who is fucking retired.

I’d suspect he sacrificed work-life balance his whole career (yes, CEOs are known for golfing and vacations, but I bet they still think of work 24/7). So just like people complaining about student loan forgiveness, some people get so angry if they perceive someone might have an easier experience than they did.

A corollary to “everything is a dildo, if you’re brave enough” would be “every day at the zoo is an acid/schroom day, if you’re brave enough”

It’s a very searchable name