Guns don’t kill people, bullets flying out of guns very fast kill people

it was just one guy who was like

 for num in range(3000000):

  if num < 23000:

    Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = True)

    continue

  Grok.draw_sexualized_image(minor = False)

i never thought the dead parrot sketch was funny

none of this affects what shows up in my google searches so i don’t really care

SYMPHONY THAT’S LIII-HIIIIIIIIIFE

.cpp is the funniest file extension, .see PP lmaooooooo

that’s what the pinewood derby was like at my school. all the kids with engineer dads had the fastest cars. hmmmm i wonder why hmmmmmm

given what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon

Whoever this “Jerry” is, he needs our help, he may not be sick now, but if he keeps it up he will be

if you really want to stop climate change, don’t ban private jets- instead, just get all the world’s largest companies to stop making things. that’s right, folks! it really is that simple :)

“Feel worthless? Just look at this person who, unlike you, actually has their shit together”

which is total bullshit btw. typical neolib insanity. mcdonalds fries are the best

they changed several words. the original T-shirt is “Fuck McDonalds | Burger King’s Fries Are Much Better”

oh shit i gotta warn everybody about 9/11

That letter is all the proof anyone needs that the adults left the room a long time ago. It’s just like one of his dementia-inspired tweets

our ancestors never could have imagined the horrors of having a middle seat on a plane. there isn’t any room for you to manspread, and manspreading is by far the most comfortable way to sit. when i don’t manspread i feel like i can’t breathe

i’m on firefox and that loaded a google search for %s

it’s a long shot, but i’m hoping that given how incompetent the trump admin is, they just release all the files on whitehouse.gov, but you can remove the black highlighter with inspect element

you can tell he knows what a good boy he is

a greentext. this is a place where people post screenshots from 4chan where at least one line of text is green