…3 years ago.

https://www.aerotime.aero/articles/worlds-first-boeing-747-8-bbj-scrapped-in-us-after-just-30-flight-hours/

Just a few trillion more dollars, bro. We’re almost there. Bro, if you give up a few showers, the AI datacenter will be able to work perfectly.

Bro.

“Oh, what you want is the Good Uncle Plus plan. That one is ad-free!”

(it isn’t actually ad-free 😈)

“Look, we don’t believe in calling someone by their preferred name. We’ll call her whatever we want.”

Deadliest Catch started when those other shows were still on, and the first bunch of seasons were good. In more recent years, the “will they find crab” story was getting too repetitive, so now they’re manufacturing storylines. I had to stop watching a few seasons ago because the bad acting from fishermen was just too cringy. I would lump it in with the other reality shows now.

Now you have twice the trouble

Nope, excessive lead intake

I don’t get it. What was the Q:?

The real joke was the commenter we met along the way

It’s easy: the satire is the stuff that makes sense. Shit is completely ass-backwards these days.

Two words:

Coconut nipples

H.R.792 - To direct the Secretary of the Interior to arrange for the carving of the figure of President Donald J. Trump on Mount Rushmore National Memorial.

Just introduced by one rep and would never go anywhere, but still…

I’m still trying to figure out why he said “stupid fat bush shit”…

It sounds like the Teslas are breaking just fine as it is.

But tuff is already something else.

This month Coca-Cola debuted its holiday ad and reportedly used 70,000 AI prompts to bring it to life. That number is technically true, but deeply misleading. It wasn’t 70,000 prompts; it was 70,000 AI clips stitched together, generated through what was likely hundreds of thousands of prompts, refinements, reruns, and scene rebuilds.

The end result probably could have powered a small country for a year.

Among thousands of other things, yes. Should it not?

“I woke up today. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

The X-32 on the right looks like the dog kek meme