Mostly to attract new, younger kernel maintainers.

He’ll demand the USPS replace their entire fleet of delivery vans with Teslas, and then propose banning rainbows.

Where can I buy dead peoples’ butt casts?
Asking for a friend. In Minecraft.

You were told wrong. A fishy smell is not normal.
Not trying to mansplain vaginas here, but I’ve probably smelled more of them than most straight women.

Genuine leather is not a lie.
It’s leather that’s so low quality, the only positive thing you can say about it is that it’s actually leather.

It’s a distro that maximizes stability and KISS design. If you used it 20 years ago, you’ll still feel at home today.
And it’s so simple, it’s basically just a selection of software and a number of bash scripts.
The release model is “whenever Patrick Volkerding decides it’s ready”.
Slackware looks dead at first glance. The last stable release took 5 years, the website isn’t updated, all official online documentation is outdated.
But the people involved coordinate on linuxquestions.org/questions/slackware-14/ , the Current branch is as active as Arch, and the up-to-date documentation comes in text files that are right in the directory where you need them on an installed Slackware system.

One crash every 40000 miles is insane.
Especially since they still have a human behind the wheel who’s supposedly trained to intervene when (not if) the “autopilot” fucks up.

Have you used any of the Microsoft cloud products?
It’s completely ridiculous how bad they are, especially for admins.

Auf normalem Weg könne der Exoplanet deshalb nicht entstanden sein

Fun fact: The K in GNU stands for Kernel.

Gary

I wish there was one that’s up to date today. I’d pay good money for that.
If you install Slackware now, you can’t open linuxquestions.org (the official support forum) because the Firefox version is too old for the Capcha. If you then do slackpkg upgrade-all and reboot, it won’t boot cause you forgot to point the bootloader towards the new kernel. Things like that can really bounce you off the distro.

Mac users shit outside, in a walled garden.

Friederich?
Lieber nich

Es ist so gewollt. Und führt dazu dass die Zielgruppe es selbst weiter verbreitet.

Das ist ne Leistung. Die sind absichtlich so kringelig.

The “darker yellow” in Windows 3.11

Stanley walked through the left door.

Gotta let them know!