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They are different tools, but fun fact, you can make curls or waves with a straightener depending on technique. A curling iron will only do curls.

Go to Michelin starred restaurants. I’m too poor to justify going to these places but my mom likes to take me out for my birthday, and I really love food so I will inevitably agree after a very feeble protest.

This post always makes me smile and reminisce on my old '99 corolla with great fondness. I treated that thing like absolute shit and it’s probably still out there somewhere puttering around without a care in the world. It had almost 400k km on it when my parents donated it but it was in fine (if a bit rattling) condition.

It was succeeded by an '01 corolla which sadly is no longer with us due to a non-corolla driver plowing into its passenger side.

Hey man, happy lunar new year. Why don’t you make a habit of taking a walk in the park, since you felt good about it earlier? Try to do it regularly, it’s good for you to get out to a relaxing space. If you like dogs you should get a dog. It’ll make you get out even if you don’t want to, plus they’re adorable and give unconditional love.

I didn’t always get along with my mom growing up, but our relationship massively improved once I moved out. My sister butts heads with her way more than I ever did, and they’re much more similar people. I’m much more like my dad and we get along great. Can’t wait to see them this weekend. 🧋🧧🧨

Looks exactly like how my parents make it, this was like my favourite dish growing up.

My coworker once started a conversation by casually asking if I’d ever “done anything” with a cousin. Obviously the conversation ended with him revealing he’d fucked his cousin and me saying WTF progressively louder and louder for at least a minute. I work from home now.

I just don’t understand how this happened. Did no one else on the Australian team see her dance and be like ???

I saw the Australian guy’s dance and he at the very least knew what he was doing.

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This is the best scary movie for people who don’t like scary movies.

We did ours early, simply because neither of us knew what to do for dinner the other day. We found this excellent Indian butcher that offered pre-marinated meats and it was amazing. Tandoori lamb chops and smoky chipotle chicken thighs 🤤

Mine are very good doggos. The only casualties have been a charging cable and a samosa. The cable had been handled by someone who had just eaten a burger, and the samosa was the one time the “table off limits” rule was disregarded.

Milk before cereal.

My husband sometimes refers to me as his ex girlfriend, and one time while out shopping I saw a shirt that said “best ex girlfriend”. I was so tempted to buy it but after some discussion, we decided it would only be funny to us and everyone else would just think I was a raging bitch.

I recently bought a new winter jacket that I’m so excited about! My old one has been getting pretty threadbare, and the pockets open up instead of sideways which has been bothering me a lot lately. It’s so annoying when I put my hands in my pockets for long periods of time and circulation starts cutting off because of how my wrists are angled coming out of the pockets.

Feel free to talk to me about your fish, I can tell you about my dogs!

Rosa from Brooklyn Nine Nine. Intensely private, has a stoic facade but surprisingly soft on the inside.

As someone who types very fast, your technique sounds insane to me. It must really be something to behold in person when you’re in the groove.

I mean, sometimes I switch it up and listen to a podcast about infectious diseases instead of true crime.

Chinese soups of various kinds. Many of them are pretty brothy, which I guess isn’t what a lot of people are looking for in a soup, so they’re not super popular unless you’re used to them.

Some people whose first language doesn’t have gendered pronouns mix them up when they speak English.