Aw, shucks. I’m gonna be famous? 🥹😭✨🤩

🙇🏽‍♂️🤣🖖🏽

Why did you put that behind a scratch-off?

Sploosh?

Hello, fellow citizen! Nice to see you. Are you well? How is the wife/husband/partner/thruple/keyboard today? Ha. Ha. 😶

The horror.

Heh. His widdle head. Aw. Khorne still loves ya, small king. 🤣

I could not agree more (gotta switch; it’s getting late, heh), and I felt the same about pre-10s Barcelona, but that ship has long since sailed. Still, my travels changed my life in so many ways, and I can’t wait to get back to it! Have fun, fellow human, and here’s hoping for a better, more compassionate world for all of us in this world’s future! 🤗

Thanks for the practice, btw! 🥳🤘🏽

If you find yourself in the Frankfurt area sometime, drop me a line and I’ll be happy to link you up with some really awesome friends of mine out there.

Das ist echt geil! 🤘🏽 Meine Erkundung der EU war spontan und Frankfurt hatte den gunstigen (cheapest?) Flugpreis, aber es war die beste Überraschung, als ich ankam. Was für eine unglaubliche Stadt! Die Leute sind besser! 🤩

Also, the reference is worth acquainting yourselves with, friends. Thank me later.

Naturlich. Frankfurter Stil, IIRC? Kommen Sie von dort?

(Entschuldigung, mein Kind Heßisch. Ich habe es seit '05 nicht mehr oft benutzt und es ist super kaputt.)

I just checked, though. 🤷🏽‍♂️

I can’t recall when he’s projected so accurately his own state of being, NGL. Can we just hand him over now, or do we have to box up the whole steaming shitsac to protect the various transit vehicles from spillage & contamination?

Slava Ukraine! 🇺🇦

(Yes, that means your bathroom is upside down.)

You prep the apples for Heßisch hooch, oder?

A man collects items through experiences and displays them proudly for no one but the innermost trusted circle to view — and also to keep him from forgetting what he used to get up to, before he truly grokked Sisyphean allegory. 🤣

JD Vance thinks cast iron is a Wild West fishing gun.

Good bot. We’ll need your vigilance more and more these next several weeks, friend. 😅🙇🏽‍♂️

“Free” with an install of EG’s malware, sure. 🤦🏽‍♂️🤌🏽

Oof, that sentence, though. 😶