





I literally know someone like this…
Instructions unclear. I now have one leg if pants lodged in the toilet bowl and one leg still in my ass. I’m scared to flush


Congrats, that’s really was pure shit.
This took me so long to get, I think I might be one of you.
Yeah, kinda. But, it’s far righties that jizz over capitalism the most. Trump’s such a good businessman. He will run the country great, it’s a business after all.
A recent discovery might suggest that we happen to be in a big void, and that a great amount of the universe is much much denser than where we are or what we have observed. If true, Big Crunch time bby


Get your ducks in a row boat. It’s a pun(?)
What do you mean? What cuss word? What does it say?!?
Or an unfrosted pillsbury cinnamon roll


Spill the dmtee


Ice cream causes drowning. Just look at both numbers increase every summer
Is this from something? Because it’s brilliant


And the next plague is upon us.