no one has ever accused evangelicals of being smart or internally consistent with their beliefs

it’s kind of wild that this guy is still being churned out, an archetype that reaches back at least 35 years, maybe more

Speed running the collapse

I’m sorry to differ with you, sir, but you are the fry cook. You have always been the fry cook. I should know, sir. I’ve always been here.

It will be dumb and won’t even be funny.

It’s incredibly difficult going through an election cycle without our large adult son

zombie strom thurmond

time is a flat circle

Remember when they broke up the Bell System and we totally got lower prices, better service, and the Baby Bells totally weren’t allowed to all merge back together again? You will.

same

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

but we still get to laugh if desantis gets swept out to see or a road sign through the pancreas right?

my feet are soaked but my cuffs are bone dry

nature be like bugs bunny with that giant saw rn

critical support, then

oh thank god theres nothing scarier than the prospect of accidentally encountering an organic idea that is even slightly challenging or unexpected

“It’s the money!” /djshadow

squeegee that third eye