I’ve not read any reviews or previews, but the blurb makes this sound lamentable.

As a parent myself now, I completely understand this behavior.

Speaking as a knackered old fake, I take offence to this.

I tried to register my Nectar card using the name “Optimus Prime”… They never sent me one.

No shit.

Oh wait. Too much shit.

I cant help but feel this is some sort of password reset question farming…

Anyway,

ZX BASIC SUSE Linux 6.1

Is it though?

Fair point. I get that this isn’t aimed at me. I’m not a sugar fiend. But the big food manufacturers will just replace it with artificial sweeteners, which to me at least taste awful. I used to enjoy the odd Fentimans Ginger Beer, but now it tastes like hand soap and all I can thing about is that Godfather meme… “look how they massacred my boy” 😥

Let’s not. They’ll just fill them with sweeteners instead and everything will taste like ass. Personally, whenever I have the odd fizzy drink I buy the stuff with sugar and pay the extra. The rest of the crap can get into the sea.

Should have just stuck to Bob’s Burgers.

Title Case is the new ALL CAPS.

Me. I work in video games, and I have kids.

I’m not sure many people would care either way if Brand was exposed to E.coli. A strange way to lead this article. But I suppose it’s the Telegraph.

[insert reference to Betteridge’s law here]

I played this South Park game on the N64. It sucked.

Correct. Avocado ≠ Onion

Plot twist, they’re all fake.

You need to watch the Jodie Whittaker run to get that whole storyline. I dropped off halfway through Capaldi and only went back (completely spoiler free so no expectations) last year to watch his last season plus Jodie. I’d recommend doing a catch-up actually… I really enjoyed about 75% of it, although some episodes (non story arc ones) are proper clunkers. Some fans got quite riled up over the main Jodie story arc and wanted RTD to retcon it all, but he seems to be really leaning into it.