What about eternal presidents

That’s because they don’t want victory, they don’t want power, they want to endlessly critique power.

I thought they couldn’t vote for president in Puerto Rico.

That’s the point?

What kind of food do you eat day to day?

But he’s holding the stock against his neck to make it harder.

Based Bernie!

Writing 6000 words in 4 hours seems like a feat of athleticism even if typed on a computer.

Vatican flag is worse. Those are usually full Nazis.

The wire heats up.

Wires have a small resistance which causes a voltage drop over the wire if the current is big enough (U=RI), and therefore it draws power (P=UI) which warms it up. Thinner wires have more resistance.

Israel responds to Iran bombing: “Erm, ok, so can we talk about how like, problematic this is?”

It’s fine, it’s got a hand guard.

From the same patent

I like this one

But what about those Famicom cassettes on which it is written “9999999 games in 1!”?

“Can’t you see you’re not making Minecraft Movie better, you’re just making Jack Black worse.”

Considering Maduro is buddy with Jackson Hinkle, and that Hinkle is famous for his ‘gay Nazi’ theory…

Evil Donald Trump be like