OLL RIGTH

That’s what I’m here for

Ouch!

One of the peak designs of gen 5

Oh yeah. I never got around to that on my first run.

Replaying A Hat in Time after about eight years. I decided to get some cheap DLC in place of more games during Steam’s summer sale, and that includes A Hat in Time’s Nyakuza Metro. With that, I thought it was worth a full replay of the game.

Still really liking the game. With more hindsight, I’ve realized the game’s plot makes barely any sense. And it has an oddly dark sense of humour that contrasts with the game’s otherwise kiddy presentation, even outside the spooky forest.

It’s especially tricky because the creatures enter for you, then you give them away. That makes harmful enters abilities not work because they would trigger for you, not the opponent receiving them.

You could ban creatures (mostly):

Or just give stuff that’s painful for goading:

Obvious creature combo potential

Deceiver Exarch at common

Abandon Hope

You Are Already Dead

Kinda horrifying flavor text

3 mana instant speed blow up a planeswalker or good-sized creature is unplayable?

Can’t wait

Greatest beef in the multiverse

Small

Nonsense generator. Get the manufactor on the phone!

Flying is tiring. Dude needs a break

Love hearing all the weird noises corvids make

Loaf!

Don’t you need special training for that? And also a special suit that squeezes your body to keep your blood in the right place?