Imagine getting rhetorically trapped by Ted fucking Cruz.

Honestly I really like the Wilco song it’s based on

It seems alright for self reflection, but astrophrenology is weird.

Soda vs Pop balkanization

My 4th grade teacher stopping the class and demonstrating 4 quarts = a gallon to make me look stupid for doubting it.

Any game that delivers lore through item descriptions

here is how they treat peaceful journalists:

The same way any country deals with journalist entering restricted areas??

Looking forward to the reverse of this with the Venezuelan election results & gloating about his involvement in the bolivian coup.

I remember telling a barista that my day wasn’t really going that great and they put a smiley face with my name on the cup and I nearly started bawling.

The isn’traeli flag, since it is comprised entirely of thin blue lines

Dilophosaurus is always my go to answer. The crests existing to support a massive nasal cavity is a really cool semi-recent discovery.

No waffles?!

Honestly I can agree when it’s something balls to the walls, but I think the mundaneness of this one was particularly off-putting.

That sounds simultaneously fascinating & horrifying

Very tall bart will make a hilarious YTP out of it

My dumbass hotel manager printed the forms out to my front desk printer, so I absolutely knew what was about to happen and just walked out.

Sadly not everyone can be John McCain

Heartwarming after my job just let an Israeli throw a tantrum and scream at a housekeeper over an iron & board.