Good point, I can’t believe I messed that up!

“Ugh, why did I even sign on for this evil postdoc position? I could be doing evil research in the private sector right now.”

After the first few cups, she ground the rest of that with her teeth.

It’s a Teenage Rampage.

But you’ve gotta admit, they steam a good ham!

Me-ouch!

Meanwhile, in Star Wars:

“This is Snow World. It’s all snow there. That is Wet World. The whole planet is wet. Over there is Sand World. Nothing but sand everywhere.”

Ah, the sound of angels 😅

"Share and enjoy!’

Boy, I really hope some program got decompiled for that blunder.

I think you might mean de-rezed 😉 :

Which would make a person who eats only tripe very gutsy!

Before they invented the smartphone the only thing to do at baseball game was to actually watch the baseball game. 🥱

Ooof. I’ll be keeping an ion you!

“Did somebody say mines?”

“Strange automobiles distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”

Sometimes I used to feel like I was my dealer’s therapist.

Dude let’s get this over with so I can go.

A moment of silence please, a man just died.

I love these sorts of things! “Merry Christmas, VT!”