Are you having a stronk?

You’re a cuck

There once was a girl, PeachyArielle,
Whose curves cast a tantalizing spell.
With a sweet, juicy treat,
Her ass was elite,
A feast that could tempt you to dwell!

Need a hand?

Remind me, where am I going to be waking up tomorrow?

I see room for another dick

Let’s make it happen

In my pants

At least 0. Maybe more

Twat devils are my new fetish

Love and a good ass-eating is all you need

Bring your wife. Do both simultaneously

Why do you have a giant bag of rice in your room?

Seems sus

My wife would high five me when I told her 😏

Spiderslut is definitely my newest fav!

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Where is the video for this?!

For 19…

As opposed to what exactly?

What’s in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet.