Fun as hell if you take off the trucks.

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I might give it a shot if it weren’t for Seth McFarlane. The dude is the antithesis of comedy.

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The dude in yellow needs to accept that he’s just not cut out to grow a beard.

Lmao you know me so well, random internet psychologist.

He wants a colorful amusement park RPG on rails that plays itself for him. He doesn’t want to be bogged down by silly things like gameplay mechanics, he wants to paint by numbers.

Not really. She’s a cunt with main character syndrome. I wouldn’t hire her either.

Shady business practice.

'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

You would.

Holy fuck, what a racket.

They’re right, you know 😘

Five Finger Death Punch.

The first sentence makes it sound like there was one weight lifting accident at the gym that lasted 17 years.

MY NAME IS PHIL

My first thought every morning is, “Goddamn it.”

Most trusted source right now.

Scots are so precious.

Ah, I had a feeling it was some sort of fidget but I couldn’t be sure. This is one of those posts that remind me how much I’ve aged.