Split personality Batman who hates the rich would be amazing.

Have to invest points in radiation resistance.

Don’t use harsh shampoos like Head and Shoulders if you want a shot at keeping your hair.

Curse you, Head and Shoulders! fist shaking

I recommend face moisturizer with SPF for all genders. Put it on every morning. Start young.

Just like there’s a machine that removes/places his helmet, his toilet has machinery that removes his codpiece and pulls down his pants for him. It’s also equipped with a full-service bidet.

Here you go pal

https://archive.is/OBMDp

I see this a lot too. Based on where I live, I’ve assumed it’s bc there are too many people living in the house and they need some peace and quiet and/or talk on the phone in private. It’s common to see 6+ cars in front of 3 bedroom houses here, housing prices being what they are.

Thanks to the third toot.

They should rename the Grand Canyon to Death Canyon, it’s got Death Valley beat.

(Nature is breathtaking, but please be prepared people).

Where’s the shark?

there are few modern parallels

Sure…

Jeff Bezos: The Washington Post

John Henry: The Boston Globe

Glen Taylor: Star Tribune

Patrick Soon-Shiong: Los Angeles Times

Sheldon Adelson: Las Vegas Review-Journal

Joe Mansueto: Inc. and Fast Company

Laurene Powell Jobs: The Atlantic

Marc Benioff: Time

Chatchaval Jiaravanon: Fortune

I guess I was misconstruing based on how the trait to tolerate lactose came about (domestication of dairy animals). But lactose is in all mammal milk so guess I’m incorrect.

That’s cow’s milk.

Edit: guess I’m incorrect, I posted a link below on where I got confused.

Sarcasm

I was being sarcastic

If you’re going to be a cheapskate and not tip, sure.

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People don’t understand sarcasm I guess. I mean, the guy I was responding to was ordering a Venti Wave, can’t understand a joke?

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OK so what we have here is a winter dog bed summer hammock situation.

Your maintenance budget will have a surplus now, congrats!