Amish 2: Analog Boogaloo

Oh baby we way past double

She voted for Trump in 2016, and his first four years seemed steady, so she voted for him again in 2020.

Yup, COVID was real steady

How would a pomaceous connoisseur such as yourself explain the difference between sour and tart to an uncouth swine such as myself?

Beef patty with pepperoni and mozzarella. No coco bread tho

If you’re only eating the one rice, it’s just called a rouse

Really doubt they have a Legal, Risk, and Compliance team to help them navigate state-specific laws

It’s about as descriptive as an astrology sign. Self-fulfilling prophecies are a helluva drug

Edit: Sorry, meant to respond to the person above.

According to the International Commission on Glass, silica is one material that can be used to make glass, but not the only material:

https://icglass.org/what-is-glass/

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-025-88894-5

When Mount Vesuvius erupted, the heat of it turned a man’s brain to glass.

Knitting. I just don’t have the coordination

You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME?

Yea, it’s called Fire Island, NY

Edit: A word

And y’all thought Captain Hook was overreacting

Wait, what?

There’s an updated version of the book? I’m not sure which version I read… In that I didn’t actually read it. I listened to the audiobook.

I feel like this is top-tier trolling

I have so many feelings about how that book ended, but no actual words. Hope you enjoy it!

Olives have compounds similar to catnip. My cat can’t leave discarded olive seeds alone

How’d it turn out?

TIL swim bladders from fish are used in the production of some alcoholic beverages. Thanks!