i am at this point. i am now seeking an entry level job but “i have five years of experience”

im just being vague about what i have experience in.

that was just an ai hallucination. youre ok with things being wildy inaccurate, right?

time to switch to nixOS so you can perpetually tell whomever wants to have sex with you that you’ll be over just after you finish this config…

i watched it.

is feel good military propaganda. even gays can be useful to the state as long as you hide who you are! its tough, but its worth it to train to go invade another country! itll make you a real man!

im sure they’ll come up with some other military propaganda to push, fear not!

the one with the third leg?

The Year of the Unknown Desktop

Is this a sequel to Lost?

well i am not a baseball fan and am usually very bad at picking “favorites” but this is an easy “favorite basball player” if anyone asks me from now on.

lmao this was awesome thank you for sharing

yeah, you’re right. I just remembered the 37% thing and felt compelled to share.

37 is also a common number used by “magicians” to when they try to guess the “random number” you’re thinking of because for some reason related to psychology, we think it is “more random” than other numbers between 1 and 100, on average. I don’t have the energy to cite this one right now tho lol

lol weird: 37% rule / optimal stopping problem

pretty good side scroller

the deeper you go, the deeper it gets

i have a couple of recipes that call for just “chiles” or “dried chiles” without any further specificity and this meme made me more confused.

just armor the whole plane dammit they’re already heavier than air!

can’t look at bad teeth if you don’t have any eyes!

Then if you are in an accident or something happens to your car, they’ll try not to pay out and even if they do, they’ll make you pay even more every month, regardless of whether the accident was your fault or not. Oh and you have to have it where I live or you’re breaking the law.

for real.

what if n nnnnnnnn n

finger spankin goo

thank you!