Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 6 StundenAnyone else ever get a strongly-worded bible quote on their case of bell peppers?lemmy.todayimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up140arrow-down12
arrow-up138arrow-down1imageAnyone else ever get a strongly-worded bible quote on their case of bell peppers?lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 6 Stundenmessage-square12linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 6 StundenHm. Rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. lemmy.todayimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up1118arrow-down10
arrow-up1118arrow-down1imageHm. Rare to see a VW Beetle this far north. lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 6 Stundenmessage-square3linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 2 TagenOne trained falcon making 60 attack sorties a day can protect 100,000 solar panels from vengeful crows.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up1220arrow-down18
arrow-up1212arrow-down1imageOne trained falcon making 60 attack sorties a day can protect 100,000 solar panels from vengeful crows.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 2 Tagenmessage-square42linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 2 TagenNever heard of putting a blowjob on layaway before.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up116arrow-down14
arrow-up112arrow-down1imageNever heard of putting a blowjob on layaway before.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 2 Tagenmessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 4 TagenThere was a point where like thirty different churches claimed to own Christ's foreskin.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square51linkfedilinkarrow-up1197arrow-down15
arrow-up1192arrow-down1imageThere was a point where like thirty different churches claimed to own Christ's foreskin.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 4 Tagenmessage-square51linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 5 Tagen135⁰c for two hours and seared in the microwavelemmy.todayimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up1316arrow-down18
arrow-up1308arrow-down1image135⁰c for two hours and seared in the microwavelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 5 Tagenmessage-square43linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 3 TagenOh straight nathan you're so funny and straightlemmy.todayimagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down16
arrow-up144arrow-down1imageOh straight nathan you're so funny and straightlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 3 Tagenmessage-square4linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 4 TagenIf I ever leave a message in blood, it'll be in cursive, thank youlemmy.todayimagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up199arrow-down10
arrow-up199arrow-down1imageIf I ever leave a message in blood, it'll be in cursive, thank youlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 4 Tagenmessage-square6linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 8 TagenI don't even want the egg anymore I just want to go back to the way my life was before this happenedlemmy.todayimagemessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1417arrow-down18
arrow-up1409arrow-down1imageI don't even want the egg anymore I just want to go back to the way my life was before this happenedlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 8 Tagenmessage-square52linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 7 TagenI've never met or heard of a single shits-with-door-open family that isn't utterly awful in several completely unrelated ways.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1114arrow-down110
arrow-up1104arrow-down1imageI've never met or heard of a single shits-with-door-open family that isn't utterly awful in several completely unrelated ways.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 7 Tagenmessage-square12linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 7 TagenMy favorite bedroom roleplay was Steve Irwin x a crocodilelemmy.todayimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down11
arrow-up121arrow-down1imageMy favorite bedroom roleplay was Steve Irwin x a crocodilelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 7 Tagenmessage-square2linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 9 TagenI suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great whitelemmy.todayimagemessage-square19linkfedilinkarrow-up1202arrow-down113
arrow-up1189arrow-down1imageI suddenly have the urge to grate cheese on a great whitelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 9 Tagenmessage-square19linkfedilink
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · vor 9 Tagen"Somewhere out there, there's a Gen X pelican listening to britpop"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up18arrow-down11
arrow-up17arrow-down1message-square"Somewhere out there, there's a Gen X pelican listening to britpop"plus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · vor 9 Tagenmessage-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 10 TagenThere's a secret fish fuck facility for the rarest fish everlemmy.todayimagemessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up1215arrow-down14
arrow-up1211arrow-down1imageThere's a secret fish fuck facility for the rarest fish everlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 10 Tagenmessage-square6linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 10 TagenLike I can just unsubscribe from the economy and become a decorative gargoylelemmy.todayimagemessage-square4linkfedilinkarrow-up1209arrow-down13
arrow-up1206arrow-down1imageLike I can just unsubscribe from the economy and become a decorative gargoylelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 10 Tagenmessage-square4linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 11 Tagen"Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgenderlemmy.todayimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1265arrow-down116
arrow-up1249arrow-down1image"Life finds a way" is about the dinosaurs becoming transgenderlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 11 Tagenmessage-square12linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 12 TagenA truly righteous man should rail his homeboyslemmy.todayimagemessage-square13linkfedilinkarrow-up1215arrow-down14
arrow-up1211arrow-down1imageA truly righteous man should rail his homeboyslemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 12 Tagenmessage-square13linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 13 TagenHow about you eat my shit and hairlemmy.todayimagemessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1296arrow-down16
arrow-up1290arrow-down1imageHow about you eat my shit and hairlemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 13 Tagenmessage-square8linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 14 TagenI'm a fan of steaks, but I haven't tried medium alive.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square75linkfedilinkarrow-up1293arrow-down114
arrow-up1279arrow-down1imageI'm a fan of steaks, but I haven't tried medium alive.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 14 Tagenmessage-square75linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 15 TagenThis whole damn place is in the pocket of big sex.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up1191arrow-down15
arrow-up1186arrow-down1imageThis whole damn place is in the pocket of big sex.lemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · vor 15 Tagenmessage-square1linkfedilink