Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 9 小时前They had to circumcise me with a pistollemmy.todayimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up154arrow-down17
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 16 小时前9 Minute Guided Chainsmokinglemmy.todayimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up1156arrow-down14
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 天前The strongest natural predator of the elderly is now learning to hunt on its ownlemmy.todayimagemessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up1310arrow-down13
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 2 天前Tried Xanax and woke up with $6Klemmy.todayimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up169arrow-down12
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 天前very few people have yellow as their favorite color but the people who do are always unhinged about itlemmy.todayimagemessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up1187arrow-down16
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Kierunkowy74@lemmy.zipEnglish · 2 天前the kid does look like someone who would quit his job for a reverse gangbang with paella aellalemmy.zipexternal-linkmessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down12
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 3 天前He's on a work trip with Jesus to afford your blueberry budgetlemmy.todayimagemessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1175arrow-down14
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 天前Come 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocatelemmy.todayimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up1183arrow-down12
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 天前The flo app will speak to you like a conservative pervertlemmy.todayimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1215arrow-down18
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 天前"The salt!" I ejaculated.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1127arrow-down110
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 4 天前Do not under any circumstance take the vibe coded schizophrenia drugslemmy.todayimagemessage-square27linkfedilinkarrow-up1300arrow-down15
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 天前"Not anymore" said knife horse.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up1110arrow-down17
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 5 天前Constricting anus 100 times and denting naval 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depressionlemmy.todayimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up157arrow-down12
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 天前They're just satanists. Crisis Averted!lemmy.todayimagemessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up1381arrow-down14
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 天前Just booked a vasectomy and they scheduled me in for 9/11lemmy.todayimagemessage-square12linkfedilinkarrow-up1115arrow-down18
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 天前Missionaries confuse paw cleaner for flesh lightlemmy.todayimagemessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up1123arrow-down13
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 天前Replace capitalism with a good naplemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up126arrow-down12
arrow-up124arrow-down1imageReplace capitalism with a good naplemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 6 天前message-square0linkfedilink
Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 天前Competitors dig deep in Hungarian grave-digging contestplus-squarelemmy.todayimagemessage-square0linkfedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down11
arrow-up121arrow-down1imageCompetitors dig deep in Hungarian grave-digging contestplus-squarelemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 7 天前message-square0linkfedilink
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 天前Am I the widow of a human or the wife of a fish?plus-squaresh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up127arrow-down11
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Wren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 天前my amber hued orbs peering down because of gravitylemmy.todayimagemessage-square2linkfedilinkarrow-up1126arrow-down12
arrow-up1124arrow-down1imagemy amber hued orbs peering down because of gravitylemmy.todayWren@lemmy.todayMEnglish · 8 天前message-square2linkfedilink
