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    5 months ago

    Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first

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        5 months ago

        “who lit the fuse on your tampon, grandma?”

        gonna go ask my wife that, will advise on my survival

        edit: wife said it was too late for grave digging but i should get the shovel out early tomorrow morning