Just going to work through this, but:

I already got ears, not sure what a tail would add. Seems like it might be inconvenient even. Pass.

I don’t need estrogen. If I somehow need it later, it’s readily available in forms other than pill. Pass.

I actually like my body hair, it’s soft and feels nice when people play with it. Pass.

Look $20 is $20 but come on, pass.

I’d have passed on a more competitive board because the person I want to find me attractive already does, but this is still just broadly useful. Taking this one.

The difference between the best pizza I have ever had and the best pizza I have ever made isn’t much in the grand scheme of things. It’s not like there isn’t a difference, but at it’s best it’s not exactly a mind blowing meal. Pass.

I was originally really high on water tasting and feeling like my favorite drink until I remember we use water for a lot more than drinking. Can you imagine cooking pasta in your favorite soft drink? Pass.

I can already talk to cats. They sometimes talk to me too. Mostly it’s “I want food” and “I want you to open this door”. I don’t need a pill for this. Pass.

Not having to sleep is potentially such a brutal monkey’s paw answer but I’m willing to risk it. Taking this one.

I guess I’ve got to circle back, and I’m going for master pizza chef. I almost went with $20, but I guess master pizza chef takes pizza from a fun thing I can make sometimes to a potentially marketable skill.