MouseKeyboard to Explain Like I'm 5 (Goblins in a Trench Coat)English · 2 months ago

Why do adventurers keep attacking us?

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Why do adventurers keep attacking us?

MouseKeyboard to Explain Like I'm 5 (Goblins in a Trench Coat)English · 2 months ago

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We were just enjoying another tray of human burgers, when yet another gang of adventurers burst in and started attacking us. Why does this keep happening?

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2 months ago
Thank you. We will think about this advice while we enjoy those adventurers’ shinies and human burgers.

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