Donald Trump Says He'll Stop All Electric Car Sales
gizmodo.com
"You won't be able to sell those cars," says the legally embroiled former president
  • @bradorsomething
    57•1 month ago

    Working at the onion must be so. hard. right now

    “Donald Trump will kill ‘at least seven prostitutes’ while in office.”

    No… how about “Donald Trump sings the entire National Anthem on key.”

    “Donald Trump finally unmasked as secret santa in Harlem children’s program.”

    Wait… I think I unlocked a secret.

    • Match!!English
      34•1 month ago

      “Donald Trump goes home to family, enjoys quiet evening with loved ones”

      • @bradorsomething
        20•1 month ago

        “Donald Trump Spends Six Minutes in Silence Contemplating a Tree”

        • Flying Squid
          5•1 month ago

          “Donald Trump says he Loves his Dear Son Eric and would move Heaven and Earth for Him”

          Or is that going too far?

          • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
            6•1 month ago

            the thing about jokes and satire is that they’re funniest when they have a nugget of truth to them.

            I’m not even sure Eric is related to Donald.