Isn’t this the second Harry potter book?
- Sexologist’s Stone
- Chamber of Testicle Experiments
- Prisoner of Chastity
- Goblet of Siring
- Torture of the Penis
- Half-Cum Prince
- Deathly Swallows
“You’re a jizzard, Harry”
That’s it. You won the internet for today.
- Sexologist’s Stone
Also known as Intimacy Specialist’s Stone in the US
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I would actually love a portal miniseries like this
I don’t know why but I read that in J. Jonah Jameson’s voice.
I know why
Well that would depend on exactly what type of experiments he’s doing.
“Ethical”
My first thought. Are they tongue-based? Maybe this guy is just very dedicated to getting his oral game on-point.
When I was younger, I certainly knew that the only way I’d go from good to awesome is with practice practice practice. It paid off.
Don’t look up the Henderson tool
It involves pagers, nbd. 😇
He has a a free couch, he just needs help getting it out of the basement. Totally fine.
Worst Harry Potter book ever.
this is at hogwarts
There’s warts alright
You should be worried someone will show up before you.
is this the penis explosion chamber
no it’s a TESTICLE experiment only
