cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/5726464
He’s responding to a shit ton of anti-zionist twitter accounts through his instagram stories and throwing a tantrum about them. Go to r/h3snark to see more of them
Who?
By the way, his crusade against mean tankies started because he honest belived that 9/11 happen because Bin laden was jelous of the USA
And then he started attacking everyone including hasan for being mean to him
By the way, his crusade against mean tankies started because he honest belived that 9/11 happen because Bin laden was jelous of the USA
Imagine being so Burgerbrained that you take Dubya’s speeches at face value.
you know, when i was a younger, worse person living a different gender, i ran into a skit he did with uhh, filthy frank i think? and i thought it was funny
he did like, two more okay videos with kinda funny concepts before pivoting to a drama guy, fucking boring. i couldn’t invest myself in youtuber drama. Then that inane fucking podcast
i realized he sucked pretty early, i just kept hoping maybe the bad take machine would do some funny stuff a bit more, but nah that idiot knows how his bread is buttered and it’s not being funny or interesting, but being an incredibly deranged unselfaware narcissist so whatever
i realized he sucked pretty early, i just kept hoping maybe the bad take machine would do some funny stuff a bit more, but nah that idiot knows how his bread is buttered and it’s not being funny or interesting, but being an incredibly deranged unselfaware narcissist so whatever
“Laziest, unemployed, softest losers” says 39 year old whose entire life revolves around internet drama
And his crew does pretty much all the labor to make his show run, while he contributes nothing to the conversation and Hila barely says a word all episode. Why is Hila even there? I’m not saying this because I even like the people that actually make the show. But, that crew could all leave, make their own show on internet drama, and be successful.
Why is Hila even there?
Because married, and also she has probably killed Palestinian children IRL and Ethan values her perspective on that (for some silly fucking reason)
Right now he’s using his extremely parasocial audience to crowdsource “tankies were mean to me on twitter” stories
Lmao I have no idea who they could be actually talking about, all my tankie homies hate Pol Pot.
unlimited mean tankies on the first worldHow many scratches can that “influencer”
take before giving actual marching orders to his loyal followers? 
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Once again liberals try to fit tankies in the 4chan basement dweller box. 5 pound cheese puffs, mountain dew, and hentai? Come on, you’ve never even met a tankie. We eat MICROWAVED REFRIED BEANS, SLAM ENERGY DRINKS, AND ENJOY FURRY PORN. GET IT FUCKING STRAIGHT LOSER.
You eat your beans hot?
Yes but they’re still in the shape of the can.
Bourgeois decadence, to the wall!
Using the ridges on the refried bean log to gauge portion size gang
ear to wall, taking notes to send to dispatch
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accusations against me:
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lazy
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unemployed
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soft (i took E for this, smh hes right)
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drinks mountain dew
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hentai dating sim
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5 pound jug of cheese puffs
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bigot
the accuser:
There are immigrants earning pennies to pick tomatoes in 100 degree weather right now and this fuck has a ton of money for what? Making cringe videos? This is so dumb
As a general rule, the more important the work is to society, the less the worker is likely to be paid for it.
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He thinks of himself as a comedian BTW. Just recycling the Boomer “lazy basement dwelling kids” griping unironically. If he weren’t such a fan of killing Palestinian kids it would be pitiable.
Love to see “unemployed” used as a slur. Really shows off the ideology pretty easily!
Esp since his career started from reacting to other people’s content for money.
Like my guy, you’re famous because you watched a video of some guy named “Joey Salads”, who pisses in his own mouth, do some cringe pranks. How fuckin productive do you think you were?
This is so fucking heartbreaking to me. I actually discovered hasan through leftovers. I am a long time h3 fan and even kept watching the show through the past year. Frankly, he rarely talks politics since leftovers ended and he got off twitter, and it was still a fun watch. And he still dunks on chuds pretty often and doesnt stand for any transphobia.
But now we are back onto this stupid cycle where he goes online and finds people to be angry about. And now he is calling them all tankies, ofc he has no clue about socialism at all and is probably going to lose all shreds of the “good capitalist” he thinks him and his wife are.
I think this was kicked off by a sneako fan harassing him in beverly hills last week. That guy was a dumbass clout chasing loser and an anti semite. Ethan “owned” him in a “debate” earlier this week and i think now feels moral superiority over anyone that used the term zionist.
Ill watch their show today and i really hope we see dan push back more then he usually does. He must know that ethan is out of his element with this new anti-tanky arc. but, when he gets these pre conceivied notions he usually digs in. Its pretty cringe
Honestly it sucks for me too, I was watching the show 3 times a week up until the last break even though I acknowledge that the quality has been dipping and just feels mean spirited now. He literally just has to promise to shut the fuck up about palestine and leftist politics for the show to be tolerable again.
ll watch their show today and i really hope we see dan push back more then he usually does
I don’t watch anymore but I wouldn’t count on it, whatever Dan’s rationality is he’s already decided to not stop his boss when he’s clearly spiraling
Yeah, the episode is no good. It is supposed to be “girls day” slumber party theme and he has been ranting about “tankies” for an hour now. Dan mostly wants him to get off of social media entirely.
And lo and behold, his face rash (“lupus”) is coming back really bad. He is definitely excessively stressed and lashes out like this when is stressed. Apparently, he was up late last night with his sick kid. So I think one of his coping mechanisms is trying to be morally superior on social media.
The anti-communist portion of the show is over now and I hope that he doesn’t bring it up any more because truthfully I can’t stand it. He hasn’t talked that much even about the election yet, he is libbed up for Kamala though so I am worried that the electoralism will grow in the run-up to the election. I love a lot about this show and think it is usually good. But I guess soon enough I will probably be another fallen fan.
It’s a shame, the pod can be incredibly funny sometimes (though less so by the time I stopped watching), I don’t know about you but I can’t even be bothered to just skip the parts where he gets like that, it taints the whole thing for me.
- Primarily makes reaction videos
- Historically does not research topics before speaking on them
- Stopped making creative content on his main channel once the podcast was lucrative
- Mistreats employees (caught on hot mic doing so)
- Can’t handle criticism
Also, not that this is even a negative thing on its own, but it’s bold of someone who struggles with weight and is an unhealthy food enjoyer to shame someone for food they buy. It’s a complete non-issue and not reflective of someone’s character, but of course, Ethan has to find any angle to attack someone he feels threatened by
He is constantly body checking, fat shaming, food obsessed. He lost weight but still has a disordered view of food and weight, and obsesses over it (not as much as he obsesses over being a zionist though)
He apparently does not talk about how he lost all the weight that he lost, but it’s pretty clear the subtext is he used something like Ozempic.
Now, I think that’s great. Ozempic is doing wonders for people I know, and I support his use of it, but it’s also very clear that he believes or has believed in the past that it is a form of cheating. It’s also entirely possible that he believes he’ll be accused of cheating. He is so critical of other people’s weight that, too then openly admit his struggle with weight loss and the necessity of something like Ozempic would make him look like a total ass, unless he also acknowledged and apologized for all of the hateful things he said about overweight people in the past.
I don’t think that’s very on-brand for him though, so we won’t see that any time soon.
He has talked about ozempic in positive terms. And he has been open about his weight loss. I believe he personally didnt use ozempic and he really hasnt shamed anyone else for using it, that i can remember. His weight loss started before the ozempic craze, but it took a year before people noticed he was getting thinner.
He definitely has an unhealthy view of food, calories, and weight though
Fair enough. I remember him doing dozens of types of diets, getting a trainer, being on Wellbutrin and complaining the whole time that he was getting nowhere. From what I was reading on the H3 Snark the loss came on sudden and fast, 5lbs a week, but this was after I stopped watching so maybe I’ve got the wrong idea.
I don’t know the specifics but I remember him detailing it a while back. It seems more like he lost 10 or less lbs per month, and has just been doing basic caloric restriction. Before I remember him doing intermittent fasting and other stuff before, but I think this was pretty much just normal calorie counting.
So despite being such pathetic losers, he admits that we still own zionists and capitalists.
Damn, what does that say about them
“luxury is when 5 pound bag of cheese snacks”
Motherfucker, that’s exactly the problem, we don’t want 2kg bags of snacks, we want fucking housing and a stop to genocide
I also want healthy, nourishing food, but for Some Reason, it costs extra to buy produce that isn’t loaded up with chemicals.
Listen up jimbo you have your Jalapano Poppers, what more do ya need?
Okay but also, 5 pounds? Is that a thing? Wal-Mart isn’t my closest grocery store so I haven’t been there in years, and I’ve seen the two-ish gallon barrels of cheese puffs sure, but 5 fucking pounds of a food that’s mostly air? How big is that container?
They sell it in the home insulation aisle. Source: I’m Spanish and never been to a walmart
Mmmm yummy fiberglass
Call me old fashioned but fiberglass does a poor job of substituting the fine flavour and aroma of asbestos
Is your PFP a Gordon Freeman wojak?
It looks more like hank hill with a beard but also Fidel Castro
It is in fact Hank Hill as Fidel Castro
lol I almost posted the same comment… he definitely was thinking of gallons but he’s not smart.
Costco maybe?
Capitalism’s strongest soldier here being the one who owns no capital and produces no value. Some kinda projection about him realizing he is useless to society
I mean, he sucks but he quite literally own capital with the podcast and all that, and it does make money obviously. It isn’t a very significant amount, akin to a small business tyrant, but let’s be real here.
His means of production is churning out parasocial bullshit.
I dunno, I refuse to accept a podcast as capital. I’d have to read more theory but that is just straight up a scam or something. Like, news papers own news printers. YouTube owns serves. A website is a product on someone else’s capital. I feel like it woud count as something diffrnet.
It is capital as long as he suck the labour value
Yeah, that’s a good point.
It is media. Any other media production enterprise owns the capital to produce their product. The studio is capital, and the general continuity of the show is a form of capital (an audience who will tune in, some of them paying money). And of course all this capital requires labor to be operated, which ethan exploits.
Teddy fresh has definitely exploited more labor on a larger scale, and is more easily seen as traditional capitalism.
I am sure you are right but I don’t like it.
